Locker room etiquette

One of the first changes I will make when I rule the world is to create some universal locker room rules (men's locker room rules, really. I don't care what goes on in the ladies locker room). Some might say I need to adjust my priorities, but I think this is important. The list of rules would include items such as:

1. There is no need to be walking around naked with a towel draped over your shoulder. If you have a towel, why not put it around your waist?
2. If you are naked, my area of personal space increases - threefold. Please make an effort to not invade my space, I will offer the same courtesy.
3. If, due to locker proximity, you have to be naked inside of my personal space, don't talk to me until after you put (at least) your underwear on.
4. Always put your underwear on before your socks. Please.
5. If you are concerned enough to wear sandals in the locker room shower so your feet don't get germs, don't sit your naked butt on an uncovered public bench. Get your germ infestation priorities straight.

I understand that things are different now than they used to be. Kids used to have to swim naked in gym class. Times have changed.