Should I be getting scared?

As my loyal readers may recall, yesterday's post was regarding a lady who told me how Jesus feels about me (kind of "sixth grade," don't you think, Jesus?). I was upset yesterday, but I'm over it now. Something else weird happened this morning that seems too coincidental to not be related. I work at an IT help desk.

IMPORTANT NOTE: I love my job. You will not see me using this site to badmouth my employer, coworkers, customers, etc. I've read too many stories about bloggers getting fired. This story is not about my job, but I have to provide the necessary background in order for the story to flow. I repeat, I love my job. Now I'm paranoid. So here's my solution: If you work in IT with someone named Omar, click here to see if it is me before proceeding.

One of the many things I do at my job (that I love) is reset passwords. This morning, guess who called to get a password reset? That's right, a guy named Jesus. No joke. The obvious quips immediately ran through my head. How am I supposed to confirm his identity over the phone? Shouldn't he know his own password? Couldn't I just randomize it and have him read my mind? Couldn't he ask God?

Jesus: God - I mean, Dad - I need my password reset again. God: Me damn it, Jesus! This is the third time this century! Write it down this time. Your password is: 21jumpStreet Jesus: Oh yeah, I was forgetting the capital "S." I love that show. Isn't Johnny Depp awesome? Did you see I got him nominated for another Oscar this year? God: Good bye, Jesus.

Then I remembered yesterday's events, and it has me concerned. Is someone trying to guilt me into going to church more often? Did Jesus call to tell me how he feels directly, but then he chickened out? If I hear Kanye West's "Jesus Walks" right now, I'm gonna freak out. Hopefully, this will all be cleared up soon so things can get back normal. * The link above is just a joke meant to prey on IT people's paranoia about security. It probably did not install anything on your computer, and rebooting afterwards probably won't open your computer up to be used as part of a large illegal online drug trafficking ring.