My pockets is gettin' fat

As many of you have noticed, I changed the image at the top of my site, as well as my profile image. When I first did it, I thought "oh, this is going to be cheeky and fun." I certainly did not expect the overwhelmingly positive response I got to the anti-vole logo. All of the comments about it had me wondering how I could capitalize on the popularity of the logo. At that moment, I got a call from my homeboy Tommy Hilfiger. He was just looking to borrow some sugar, but he turned on a light bulb in my head. The answer? An upscale urban clothing line called - AV-wear.

(I had to come up with some snazzy text to go along with the existing logo.) It'll be all the rage with the urban and suburban kids (urban kids first, then suburban kids a month or two later). The day after I came up with the idea, guess who was ringing my cell phone looking for some of my designs? That's right, the White Stripes! Didn't think they'd be the type to go for upscale urban clothing? Me neither!!! But they love it, and have already put in additional orders for gear (that's urban-speak for clothes and clothing accessories). Since then, I've had countless celebrity inquiries, notably from: P. Diddy: Peta Mathias: and even Tiger Woods (just seeking sponsorship, he's still contractually obligated to wear Nike clothes for now. But he's all AV-wear in 2007!): I'm also working on some jewelry for Jay-Z and Laura Bush. Oddly, they have similar tastes in iced-out rope chains ("iced-out" is urban-speak for loaded with diamonds): I owe the overwhelming success of the new AV-wear line to you, my fellow bloggers. It is your positive comments that started all of this. As a result, everybody who has commented on my blog prior to May 17th gets an automatic 10% discount on any AV-wear gear! Look for it soon at your local upscale urban clothier. Online ordering should be available by late summer 2005.