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By the Numbers: The End Edition

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 06:34:44 -0500

517: Total number of posts at omarphillips.net. 0: Number of posts there will be after this one at omarphillips.net. 1,000,000,000: Number of times I want to thank each person who was ever a regular reader of this site. 1,000,000,000,000,000: Number...

A post in two parts

Wed, 11 Jun 2008 21:48:11 -0500

Apparently, I'm not grown-up enough to discuss girl parts with the boy. Here's how it went the first time around: Boy: Baby sister doesn't have a penis, because she's a girl. Me: That's right! Boy: She only has a scrotum....

Q&A Session

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:15:30 -0500

Q: WTF, yo? Where you at? A: Right here! Hi! Thank most of you for your patience during the Omar outage of 2008. I have been pretty busy and haven't had a ton of free computer time, but I've kept...

Quick break from the break

Tue, 13 May 2008 06:57:54 -0500

</break> Hi there! First, I wanted to say thanks for your comments on the last post. Thanks! Things are going fairly well since the new kid's arrival. The boy is handling it well, and sleep deprivation isn't hitting me as...

Four Lies and a Truth: Good News Edition

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 17:34:48 -0500

One of the following five stories is the good news I promised. The other four are lies. Bad lies. "I'm not even really trying because I'm sleep deprived" lies (hint). Enjoy! 1) I joined the circus, and will be on...

The Bad News

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:32:45 -0500

In the democratic process in the last post, it looks like hearing the bad news first won the popular vote. So here it is: I will be taking a blog break. I'll let you take a second to dry your...

Quickie

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:07:37 -0500

First, the answer to the latest Four Truths and a Lie post is 3. Sarah, not only were you the first commenter, but your answer hit the nail right on the head. Well done! I meant to write that out...

Four Truths and a Lie: Birthday week edition

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 06:34:41 -0500

This past week, I turned 31. A young 31. A hip 31. 31 is the new 21. Anyway, for those who don't know the drill, here are 5 brief stories from the past week. Four are true, one is not....

Photo Assignment V Review

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:45:56 -0500

Aaaand... time's up! I thought this assignment might be a bit more challenging than the last, and for once, I was right. 30% of the photos submitted were accompanied by an email message either stating how lame the picture was,...

Mish Mash

Sun, 13 Apr 2008 08:00:23 -0500

First, on the photo assignment. There's still a couple of hours before the deadline, but thanks to the 10 who have gotten their assignment in so far! In order, thanks to Syar, Lisa, NCS, me, Yvonne, Mrs. Monkey Butt, Tori,...