The worst online game ever
Of all the cutting-edge things I've done on this blog, this one ranks near the bottom. You probably won't bleed too badly from this, unlike when I added the poll or the peek-a-boo comments. Hemophiliacs, you have clearance to proceed.
I'd like to introduce LawnTerror 1.0, my first attempt to take over the online gaming world (similar to what I did to the fashion world). To play the game, simply click and drag the red ball. Think of it as like the top of an arcade-style joystick. How do you win? That's just it. "Winning" by achieving some complex pre-defined objective seems so clichˇ. Everyone who plays wins. The only way to not win is to not play (which, by definition, makes you a loser). You're not a loser, are you? I didn't think so. Enjoy.
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Comments
cadiz12 said:
i like making the vole spin in circles. in my mind, the dizzier he is, the worse his brain function to come up with ways to terrorize me.
Jasmine said:
i'm with cadiz. i but i'd say i was making him do cartwheels, or flip flops.
Jon said:
All I know is that for the first time in a long time, I am a winner. And that's all that really matters to me.
Sarah said:
The vole looks like a slater and I like it!Run vole run. Uma rapete!
omar said:
cadiz & jasmine - Sound logic, but you'd be surprised at what the vole's mind is capable of. jon - That's the kind of feeling I was going for! I want everyone to walk away feeling good about themselves.sarah - Let's remember, the game is called LawnTerror. It's OK to say that you like the game, but you're not supposed to like the vole. He brings terror. Besides, I'm not sure I know what a slater is.
X said:
I've just wasted an unreasonable amount of time moving that evil, evil vole about. I think I'll come back later to play some more.---X
Cate said:
Evil, evil game. That's all I have to say about that.
omar said:
Cate, I think we need to work on this love-hate relationship. Like by adding more love and taking away some of the hate. Or, you could just give me a mMdS t-shirt and we can call it even.X - It's addicting. I won't consider it a successful online game until someone gets fired or fails a test because they spent too much time playing.
girlspit said:
I went cross-eyed playing Lawn Terror! Thanks, Omar. It might be more fun if you could smack the vole with a hammer, but I doubt it.
Sarah said:
Omar, for slater try "woodlice".They curl up into little balls when you frighten them. Although, the reason that the vole looked so much like a slater was probably because of the bad resolution of the screen at work.
Cate said:
There's no hate here. What are you talking about?
omar said:
You said the game was evil. (cue sad music) I have feelings, cate. Feelings. (fade sad music)And I am NOT just trying to make you feel bad so I can get a t-shirt. I wouldn't dream of doing that.
Scott said:
Impressive, Omar. The force is strong with this one.
Histrionic said:
Waiting for LawnTerror 2: Vole Reversal ...And this doesn't work so well on a Treo. Flash, grr.
Viking054 said:
Woo hoo! Look at him go!:D
Guyana-Gyal said:
Mean, bad vole. Feed him bitter, bitter neem. That'll do the trick.
loeon said:
that was the worst fucking game ever
bob said:
It was hella cool
zach said:
*sob*
Those poor little bunny-rabbits
hater said:
this game sucks!
there is no point at all in this game
it makes no sence
you guys should play
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lord of cheese said:
i cant win its too hard... the mole to powerful... ahhhhhhh.