Changes
Hold on, before you find the nearest cliff to jump off of, I am NOT any less cutting edge. Don't believe me? Ask this guy, who bears a striking resemblance to Tim Roth playing Mr. Orange in Reservoir Dogs, but obviously isn't him because he's holding a keyboard instead of a gun:

All he did was read my site. (I hear he's going to be OK though.)
Though one feature is being removed, there is a new cutting edge feature being put in its place. Now, the comment text varies on each post based on the number of comments (though it's really only different if there are zero, 1, or more than 20 comments - anywhere between 2 and 19 comments, you won't notice any difference).
That's all I got. This post pretty much only exists so I could put up a picture of a bloody Tim Roth look-alike.



Comments
Jasmine said:
i'll be the first!hello. i didn't read the post back. let me go read it and come back.i just like being first.
omar
said:
It is a little bit greedy, yes. That's OK though. Everyone else will just have to be a little faster.
And really, I like to think this blog is just a series of comments interruped by the occasional post. So don't worry about continuing the previous post's comment string here.
Sam said:
Oh so THIS is where all the good dirt is hiding.Yay!With nothing but crappy tv on these days, I've got plenty of time to read...and read...and read.And Jasmine...no, not greedy...just very, um, on top of it?Hee.
cadiz12 said:
you know, you can still get sort of a peekaboo experience if you click on the time. (that's what i do when i'm trying to sneak a peek during work and i don't want other people to get a flash of jasmine's boobs.)
Radioactive Jam said:
cadiz12 - great tip, thanks. I'm trying to type fast for the exact reason you gave."Not that there's anything wrong with that" -- pretty much anyone except my boss
Sarah said:
I don't fear change!Are we not supposed to blog or read blogs at work??Oops.
1GloriousConundrum said:
Seems to be a sticky point, but we're all violators...
Radioactive Jam said:
You think the vole is going to let you change that pic? I don't think so. Not even *before* the nuptials.
Omar said:
No way man, omarphillips.net is completely work-safe. If you get caught on my site, tell your boss you were trying to learn javascript because you had a good idea for your department's intranet site. Works every time.In the event that your job does not have an intranet site, just tell your boss that you were reading up on improving morale in the workplace. Manager types love that crap.
1GloriousConundrum said:
Hmm. We do need to think of something for jasmine, but it will break the guy's hearts or, well, concentration...However, my assistant is starting to look scandalized.
cadiz12 said:
jazz, you don't have to change it; it'll break the heart of that adoring fan sweating you on your blog.other people just don't get it; and my method has been pretty effective so far. don't worry.
Jasmine said:
i finally got 100% on a quiz! woo hoo!then i went through and ansered all them wrong, he even gives you a second chance on some of them! he's feeling nice today. not like all the other days.
Omar said:
Yeah, most days, I'm pretty mean.
1GloriousConundrum said:
DATE: 6/30/2005 02:10:04 AM
Isn't padding comments what we all do best? I think of it as part of our blog identity.I will accept these changes only because I frequently became confused by the peek-a-boo stuff and started looking for stray breasts. Come on! We all know I can't handle being teased like that.
Jasmine said:
DATE: 6/29/2005 08:15:10 PM
okay, well now i'm posting again so i can be the second. is that greedy that i want to see all the new comment comments myself?btw, just went back and read the comments on your previous post. they're hilarious. i was gonna post this comment over there but have no idea if that conversation will continue so: i am obsessed with the vole carrying my boobs. i think it's one of THE funniest things i've ever seen. omar is sheer genius sometimes. i will let you all know when the vole and i have set the wedding date. also omar: good call on glo's obsession with boobs. it's so true ;)
Jasmine said:
DATE: 6/30/2005 12:24:12 PM
oh no! i don't want boobs getting people in trouble at work! i'll change it. any ideas on what to change it to? i'm the LEAST creative person you've ever not-met.
Omar said:
DATE: 6/30/2005 01:56:04 PM
And yes Sam, omarphillips.net is where it's at.glo - stray breasts? where?