Irony
I'm sitting playing Madden, still wearing the stepometer on my hip that I mentioned a few posts ago. Then, I had an itch on one side of my butt. So I leaned to the side and scratched in between plays. In doing so, I happened to shake the stepometer enough to add about 5 "steps" to yesterday's count.
Suddenly, 10,000 per day seems much more reachable.
Comments
Ant said:
You say you got that stepometer thing from McDonalds? Are they thinking of the happiness of their regular customers perhaps?
Glo said:
I'll admit to shaking my pedometer once or twice when my work had a stepping contest....i just can't resist cheating if there's a stuffed animal up for grabs....
Nadia said:
I predict a lot more butt-scratching in Omar's future.
cadiz12 said:
well, maybe you can still sort of make it count. bootyshaking is definitely good exercise.
jasmine said:
cheating will get you nowhere!
I said:
Ant - Yes, it was from McDonald's. They were trying to give off the impression that they cared about people's health.
glo - Well yes, for a stuffed animal, I might have been scratching my butt all day!
nadia - Indeed, my friend. Butt scratching galore.
cadiz - Even I'd say that these "steps" were questionable. But yes, shaking my booty, even if I wasn't actually taking steps, seems perfectly legitimate to me.
jasmine - It won't help me in a quest to shed some pounds, but it'll make me feel better today! I'm all about right now. I'll worry about November sometime later.