I am married to the best, most amazing person I know. You have officially put up with me for 4 full years of marriage, plus 5 more years of dating. (That's right internet, 9 years of Omar.) I'm not even sure how you did it, I just know that I feel very lucky.

You are my everything. You're beautiful, funny, smart, and I'm so glad you're my wife. Happy anniversary.

(I hope this doesn't soften my tough-guy rep with the readers...)