omarphillips.net: A Retrospective by Omar Phillips
Celebrate with me, dear readers, the semi-anniversary of omarphillips.net! It's hard to believe, it seems like just yesterday that I was sitting around, trying to think of something to write so that people will want to read this thing. No wait, it seems like just yesterday when that first happened. Because it did happen yesterday too.
Anyway, it has been a blast. Never in a million years did I expect that I would write anything that would be of any interest to people in different cities, states, countries, hemispheres. I think a blog is the perfect medium for someone like me (who, as I have mentioned, doesn't talk). There are so many things I've gotten to write about on this blog that otherwise would have never made it outside of the walls of the casa de Omar. For example:
This morning, I got the boy out of his crib. I thought he kind of smelled like poop, but it wasn't overwhelming. So I put him on his side, and I tried to take a peek in the back of his diaper without taking it off. What I got was confirmation that he had in fact pooped, in the form of two fingers that now had poop on them. And to make matters worse, my nails needed to be cut, so even after the initial washing of my hands, I noticed that I still had poop under my fingernails. Of course I took care of it, but for several hours this morning, I was afraid to touch anything, rub my eye, pick my nose, whatever. In spite of the several scrubbings, nail clipping, anti-bacterial hand cream, and me immersing my fingers in boiling water, I couldn't shake the image of the fingers having significant amounts of poop on them.
I was typing at someone else's computer later this morning, and I was thinking to myself, "I wonder what this person would think if they knew the same fingers that are all over their keyboard and mouse were, not two hours ago, knuckle deep in poop?"
See what I mean? I wouldn't have normally told anyone about that. Particularly not the person who's computer I was using, who might now be reading this and getting angry with me. Ha ha, your computer had POOP fingers on it! And you touched it all day afterwards!
To the rest of you who did not get mad at me after that story, you've been great. All of you readers have helped to make this enjoyable for me. And the commenters, you have kept me laughing the whole time. As always, I've got something for you.

(I'm pretty sure this will get me sued by General Mills, not just because of their logo, but because the text in the bottom left still says "Cheerios." Give me a break, I was doing this while watching the Apprentice.)
To all you lurkers out there who read but haven't yet commented, speak up! Say hi. Say that you hate my site and you wish it a slow death in the fiery depths of hell. Say whatever you like, because if I don't like it, I can edit your comments and make them sound as rosy and loving as I want. I love Movable Type.
Yes, I'm aware that it's probably not a good idea to encourage commenters by making it sound like I would take pleasure in editing the very comments I'm trying to invite.
So anyway, happy six months to me. Thanks to you.



Comments
jasmine said:
mazeltov!!!
i think i missed my six month completely.
will celebrate 20,000 hits soon.
Nadia said:
How time flies. Glad I've been along for (most of) the journey. Where else I'd have gotten my vole fix, I'll never know...
Happy six months Omar! Here's to many many more milestones to come.
Scroobious said:
Happy semiversary! How quickly we have come to rely on your razorsharp wit, cutting edge extras, and oh yes, subtly altered images of ourselves. ;-)
RaJ said:
Congrats indeed. Looking forward to the next six months: post-writing anxiety for you, fun for us. Such is life.
(Hoping your anxiety falls off to nothing soon, if it hasn't already).
jamie said:
hey. i've never commmented, i don't know why, but i do check here every other day to read the funny, the sweet, the quizes that i always fail, the poopy fingers. etc. happy semi-anniversary.
seventeen syllables said:
Only six months?! You pack a lot into a short amount of time, O. By the way, I think you should seriously pursue publishing a book of photography, based on things like your Baby Tad series and the altered children's book pages. I really think a publisher would go for it and many parents like myself would buy it and laugh and laugh and laugh. Seriously.
And then maybe you'd be on your way to untold thousands!
nate said:
This is just too weird. There's this guy I know from work named Omar Phillips. And he just told me today that he likes your site! I'll bet he wishes he had a website as cool as yours. ;-)
Seriously, though - good stuff. Probably the most humorous and creative blog on my list.
I said:
jas - Happy almost 20,000!
nadia - Thanks! Time has indeed flown. If you need any more of a vole fix, I've got several in my yard that I can send to you. Just say the word.
scroob - Scroob! You're back! I won't say anything about how your last comment was back in AUGUST, since I know you've been busy. And I'm glad you enjoyed your subtly altered image.
RaJ - Anxiety already gone, thank goodness. New post coming shortly!
jamie - Welcome! I hope I help fill your poopy finger story quota each and every day. Thanks for commenting. (and I'd like to note that I didn't alter one bit of jamie's comment)
17 - I think you're on to something there. I have not yet attempted to take the book publishing industry by storm. Yet.
nate - I'd just like to confirm that it was not your computer (or any computer you used) that got touched with the poop fingers. You're in the clear.
I said:
Oh, and 17, I'm pretty sure you were responsible for hit #17,000. As your reward, I'll be sure to note your influence on the inside cover of my book.
cadiz12 said:
congrats, buddy! i must have missed my semi-an, too, but it's enough to celebrate with you.
maybe next time you check the diapers, use latex gloves -- it'll preserve your sanity.
Viking054 said:
Wow, our blogs are almost the same age. We should set up a play date for them or something.
'ka said:
congratulations....
or maybe next time you wanna use Q-tip? or trust your nose? :D
Scroobious said:
August? Really? I'm sorry. I've been reading. But am often in a rush these days, and don't often have much to add to the already profuse and witty outpourings from your regular commenters. I'm still around though, I promise. How could I miss the fun?