Take it to the bank
So it appears as though tremendous fatigue affects one's creativity and overall ability to write. Who knew?
One thing I do know is that faithful readers will be rewarded shortly. And I don't make promises like that unless I'm prepared to back them up. My words are as good as gold. Print out this page, take it to the bank, and say, "Bank teller guy/gal, these here are the words of Omar of omarphillips.net!" Then you collect your gold.
No need to thank me. Your visit here is all the thanks I need.
Comments
Syar said:
*prints* I won't forget you when I buy my beach house in Hawaii. Or when I buy that lodge in the Alps. Or when I get that new dress I've been eyeing. *gets gold* *bites into one corner* Good...genuine...good....I know you said not to, but thanks Omar. *rides off in my brand new helicopter*
cadiz12 said:
i know how it is, pal. every time you say that, you come up with something really good. can't wait.
Nadia said:
Print out this page, take it to the bank, and say, "Bank teller guy/gal, these here are the words of Omar of omarphillips.net!" Then you collect your gold.
Omar, you really and truly crack me up.
RaJ said:
My bank person said I needed to print the page on *legal* paper. D'Oh!
Cate said:
Rats. Apparently east-coast blog money is no good out here in the wild west.
Sarah said:
Should I take the money with me to Vegas and see if I can double-down?
Is "double-down" even a gambling term?
Betsy Markum said:
I can't believe it, my co-worker just bought a car for $40888. Isn't that crazy!