What the...
Yeah, so I made some changes earlier today. I'll probably be changing it again soon, as I already miss "nothing more, nothing less."
Fact is, I just wanted to include a picture of an H2. Because dammit, I love those things. "But Omar, they're so impractical and big and inefficient and-"
The reason why that quote stopped is because I just ran over that imaginary person in my imaginary H2. And the suspension is so good, I didn't even feel the bump. Oh no wait, I just went back over him in reverse, and I think I felt it that time. Barely noticeable though.



Comments
Squeaky said:
You are wasting your $3-a-gallon-gas by running over idealistic enviromentalist.
seventeen syllables said:
I like the new masthead...but I think it cost me 3 bucks in gas just to load it on my computer.
RaJ said:
I like the new "o"... but H2s? Last place I worked had a gen-u-ine US Army Hummer, used for testing certain pieces of ... developmental hardware. It was loud, ugly, it smelled like wet, moldy canvas-- so yeah. I loved every minute spent in/on it. Unfortunately this experience gave me a bias against commercial variants; they're just not Hummers. Not really. Even if someone *gave* me an H2... I don't think I'd keep it.
Sick, I know. What can I say? How about, "I'd sell it to Omar real cheap?" I could say that... okay. So long as you promise to run over armadillos and raccoons whenever possible.
Viking054 said:
I thought something was different... Took me a minute to figure it out.
I agree with RaJ. No H2's in my garage.
I said:
I'm quite sure an H2 wouldn't fit in my garage. That adds to the appeal.
17, I'll check with my accountants about getting you reimbursed.
Raj, I'd run over all the raccoons you want! No armadillos up here though.
RaJ said:
No problem, I'll send some in the H2. We've got lots of 'em (armadillos, not H2s. Not yet anyway) around here. The other night I dreamed I was trying to chase a family of them out of our house before my wife saw them inside.
Cate said:
The H2 is fantastic! But I'm surprised - cutting edge as you are - that you don't have the new H3 instead.
I said:
H3s are for soccer moms! They're all small and unable to run over buildings and stuff like the H2s.
steff said:
Hey, Omar! Been forever since I've been by, but it's WINTER now, and that means quality blog-surfing time! Hey, it's the Wet Coast. We're always rained in.
So what a wonderful find: More MadLibs. YAY you.
Mine? It was kinda lame. I'll spare you. She hotly fought it out to win a fruit roll-up.
I love the layout. You were working towards this the last time I was around, but it looks skookum hot now. Way to be.
I should do a sexually explicit MadLib on my sex blog one day. That'd be a riot. But it seems like sooooo much work. Heh.