Last week, I had to get up and walk three steps from my spot on the couch to get the remote control. This upset me. I grumbled to myself about it. My parents, I'm pretty sure they weren't notified. And if they were, I'm quite sure they didn't call any other family or friends to tell them.

The boy also stood up and took three steps. His parents got all giddy and started making phone calls and telling the internet.

It almost seems unfair.