Oops. My bad.
Yesterday afternoon, I was getting ready to eat my lunch. At the same time, I was finishing up the boy's lunch, as well as getting him dressed to leave. My lunch required very little preparation, I only needed to reheat last night's dinner of sloppy joes. I got it out of the fridge, threw it in a bowl, and microwaved it for a minute or so. I got distracted, and by the time I remembered that it was in the microwave, it had already cooled back down.
I covered it back up with a paper towel, then set the microwave to cook it for another 30 seconds. Then I went off to chase the boy before he reached the doormat and started trying to put my shoes in his mouth. Again.
A couple of minutes later, some faint popping noises prompted me to go back in the kitchen. I was, needless to say, quite surprised to see that the microwave was not only still going, but that it still had 45 seconds to go.
Apparently, I set it to three minutes instead of 30 seconds. Rather than rushing to clean this mess up while it was still relatively fresh, I ran and got the camera. It kind of reminded me of the microwave in my college dorm room, so I wanted to capture the memory (I don't think this picture really does it justice, but it's all I've got).

Of course this happened less than 24 hours after the wife had cleaned the microwave. Good thing I had that paper towel covering the bowl.



Comments
Lia said:
Heh, heh. I'm first, so I can't resist.
Lovely picture.
So, what DID you eat for lunch?
Sarah said:
My microwave looks like that everyday. What's the big deal?
Katie said:
D'oh! I do that sort of thing all the time, but I never have the excellent excuse that the boy is trying to eat his shoes. Were you going to feed him real food, or would he rather go for the tang and delight of Nikes?
Glo said:
Icky. Dirty microwaves are one of my pet peeves. Not that this could be avoided and not that I haven't blown lunch up a few times. I'm just shuddering in memory of microwaves past.
mep said:
Oh lord, I was heating up leftovers from a restaurant once and didn't realize that they wrapped my food in foil. . . until smoke was pouring from my microwave and the styrofoam container was engulfed in flames! Yikes!! That was the biggest microwave mess I have ever seen.
P.S. Did you know that you can put a lemon in the microwave for a while to help with cleaning? My mom taught me that trick when she was cleaning up the above mess.
Viking said:
You still ate it, right?
cadiz12 said:
been there, o. sigh. one time i almost warmed up my cup of tea for 10 min instead of one. but i caught it at 2. and my college roommate still hasn't let me live down the time i turned the inside of our microwave greenish after nuking the poptarts too long. those things are radioactive!
Squeaky said:
That's what my microwave looked like Sunday when I was heating up some beanie-weanies without a lid on the bowl. It wasn't pleasant.
(BTW, my mom had the Raising Hell album)
at said:
Oh Omar that is disgusting!!! I hope you had time to clean that mess up! ICK
I said:
lia - I ate the remainder of the sloppy joes! There wasn't much left, but I ate it. And it was good.
sarah - So did mine, before I got married.
katie - The boy just likes to put shoes in his mouth, I couldn't guess why. He won't keep them on his feet, but he'll eat them.
glo - I'll file that away in my "things that will upset glo" folder for later.
mep - Ouch. Yeah, that's a better story than mine. I had not heard about using a lemon, no. I usually put a cup of water in to help soften the grime a bit. I'll give that a try next time I dirty up the microwave!
viking - Of course! What was left of it, anyway.
cadiz - Radioactive poptarts? That's... hm.
squeaky - Beanie-weanies? Sorry?
at - I generally cleaned it. Unless you look closely, or at the top of the inside of it.
jasmine said:
so i had to say pajamas out loud like 10 times before i decided which one i say it like for the quiz. they sound the same to me...
you should have used pecan pie....
Syar said:
i have a feeling if that happened to me (i'm sure it has before, I've tried microwaving a can of tuna once, in the can. blue sparks = dangerously awesome)
the sloppy joe would be in my mouth anyway.
glad to know the same applies to you.
Syar said:
ok, sorry for the third comment, but i thought my first one was deleted so i rethought it and retyped it. i'm a dork. i know.
'ka said:
believe me.. it still looks OK... my friend tried to boil an egg with microwave and set it too long... as you can imagine.. it exploded! it looked and smelled darn nasty!!!!!! and the sound of the explosion, oh my...