Pie of the Month - January
Yes, I know it's February and the title says January. Your pants don't match your shirt, but I let that go. You owe me the same courtesy.
Following the colossal failure that was my apple pie, I was understandably nervous about my next effort. So I chose something easier: chocolate cream pie.
Prep time for this pie was approximately 2 minutes, so it was a good choice. Very little manual intervention is the key, apparently.
The end result? It looks and tastes great. It makes my taste buds as happy as a teenage boy in Hefner's grotto.

With all respect due to Darryl Dawkins, I don't think it would be out of the question for me to demand that you call me "Chocolate Thunder" from now on.
(Coincidentally, this is my 200th post. To celebrate, everyone reading this post will receive a voucher for a free slice of pie, made fresh by me.)



Comments
cadiz12 said:
yum, chocolate thunder! when can i get my slice!
Onj said:
I don’t know about that… I personally think everything goes with orange pants…
'ka said:
do you deliver?
Becky said:
congrats on the 299th episode.
and keep it up in the kitchen. there's nothing wrong with easy recipes - they build confidence until you are more comfortable with going "scratch". besides, even wolfgang puck was a beginner once, right?
Becky said:
hahaha. i mistyped.
congrats on the 200th episode.
maybe you could name it: "the one where the commenter is a retard."
mep said:
mmmmmmmmmm, pie. I'm hungry now and it's only 9:00. Thanks a lot. I have three more hours to go.
X said:
Scroobious has a nice rack.
You know, just in case anyone forgot.
---X
Sarah said:
mmmm... pie...
As good as it may be, I think I pretty much have to refuse to call you Chocolate Thunder. That's just not going to happen.
Koenix said:
You know, I was just thinking about making chocolate cream pie the other day. But I'll take a slice of yours instead. :-)
Lianne said:
2 minutes? Please tell me you didn't make the filling out of jello instant pudding! The recipe for a great cream pie in the Lion House cookbook rules!
Congratulations on having the genes to make pie crust, however.
I said:
When you say make pie crust, you mean go buy frozen crust and heat it in the oven, right?
Cate said:
That pie crust looks iffy to me. Too thick. Not flaky and fabulous like pie crust should be. But such are the perils of depending on pre-packaged foodstuffs.
Katie said:
So awesome! Chocolate Thunder, I have to demand my piece immediately. It looks very pretty, and the photo approaches on art. Nice job!
jasmine said:
yeah dude. we have to get you making the crust sooner or later. there is no avoiding real crust.
and i'm here dude. where the fuck is my pie??
jasmine said:
am realizing i said dude a million times in that last comment. too much american idol watchiing. i sound like goddamn randy jackson.
fuck!
A said:
Chocolate Thunder, really? :>
I expect to receive the voucher at the soonest...
anne arkham said:
*moaning like a teenage boy in Hefner's grotto*
Syar said:
uhh...I'm wearing a skirt.
that black void in the middle of the pie is the chocolate right? cause at a glance, I thought you made a bottomless pit pie crust.