Yes, I know it's February and the title says January. Your pants don't match your shirt, but I let that go. You owe me the same courtesy.

Following the colossal failure that was my apple pie, I was understandably nervous about my next effort. So I chose something easier: chocolate cream pie.

Prep time for this pie was approximately 2 minutes, so it was a good choice. Very little manual intervention is the key, apparently.

The end result? It looks and tastes great. It makes my taste buds as happy as a teenage boy in Hefner's grotto.

With all respect due to Darryl Dawkins, I don't think it would be out of the question for me to demand that you call me "Chocolate Thunder" from now on.

(Coincidentally, this is my 200th post. To celebrate, everyone reading this post will receive a voucher for a free slice of pie, made fresh by me.)