Things that keep me up at night
When the boy is done eating, he likes to take everything that is left on his tray and throw it on the ground. It's his way of declaring that he's done.
Similarly, when he's in his crib, once he's finished sleeping, he'll throw his blanket and stuffed animals out of his crib.
All I keep imagining is him at age 18, deciding a date is over and literally throwing the girl out his car. I had better get us a good lawyer.



Comments
Jackie said:
LOL! If you need one then so do I. My daughter finishes eating, then takes her hands and frantically wipes everything off her tray onto the floor. Thank god for hardwood floors!
cadiz12 said:
let's hope he slows the car down first.
anne arkham said:
My husband always throws the remote across the room when he's done watching tv.
demosthenes said:
"Do you want to come in for some coffee?"
"Nuh!"
"Ow! Lawsuit!"
Glo said:
lol...that's all I'm saying
Syar said:
The visual of that, aided with Dem's little dialogue...too funny.
too funny even for a half good comment.
X said:
You mean that's not how you're supposed to end dates?
---X
Seventeen Syllables said:
Heh.
Onj said:
On the plus side, at least you'll always know when he's done with stuff, right?
You might also want to look into a maid service.
Cate said:
This requires extreme forethought, I agree. I see definite potential for paupered-by-lawsuit for the Phillips family.