Message to Future Parents XIX: They're smarter than you
The other day, my mom was reading a book to my boy. Actually, there wasn't much reading involved, as it was a book with a bunch of animal pictures, and they were making animal sounds together. He's big into animal sounds these days.
Anyway, they were sitting down facing each other. With the book facing her, she'd turn the page and say what animal was on the page, prompting him to make the corresponding sound. It was like a quiz. She'd say, "It's a doggie! What's the doggie say?"
"Wuh wuh wuh!"
"That's right!" She'd turn the book towards him, they'd look at the picture, and much jubilation would ensue. Then she'd turn the book back towards herself for a moment.
Every time she turned the book away, the boy would say "Cack cack cack," which is his version of what ducks say.
"No, honey. That was a doggie. Ducks say 'quack,' but not dogs." This same thing happened on every page. He'd get the first animal sound right, then he'd quack. It was bizarre, but she continued.
A few minutes later, they finished the book. When she closed it, she noticed that on the back of the book, there was a duck. Most likely, she was inadvertently pointing at it every time she turned the book back towards herself.
I can think of a dozen other instances where I have explained to the boy why he was wrong about something, only to later determine that he was right. Kids are really quite smart. They'd probably be way smarter if adults weren't always getting in their way.



Comments
zoe said:
i just knew the boy was right somehow, when i heard that story.
just a note, don't go thinking you just might be smarter than the boy- i have a feeling he will prove you wrong each and everytime, and hopefully with a little smirk he's trying to hold in to save your embarrassment on his little cherubic face
zoe said:
that was me extolling the virtues of the boy... and hoping and praying that he gives you hell as he grows ;)-
Katie said:
They are smarter, but that's why they need us. If they didn't have adults, who would they learn stupidity from?
X said:
Dude, the poll. "Other"? Walkie-talkie? Tin-can telephones?
---X
cadiz12 said:
kids definitely call it how it is -- they're not burdened by all the useless garbage we keep bumping around our heads and certainly not by the insecurity and ego. that's why they're just to fascinating.
i got a forward from my cousin who doesn't believe e-mail should be used for anything else. it was one of those graphic drawings that depend on perspective. it looks like two people in an intimate pose drawn in white. but when you ask little kids, who have never seen that kind of thing before, they see nine black dolphins.
ah to be that smart once again.
demosthenes said:
That's awesome. That's all I have to say. These kind are my favorite posts.
Syar said:
at first I thought he was saying his own version of "back, back, back" as in "give me the book back, grandma" (politely, in a non-italian mobster kind of way) which still shows how highly I esteem The Boy's intelligence.
luckily for me, when it comes to dealing with my two little sisters, I can retain my false smartness by indifference, annoyance, and turning on the TV where animatronic puppets can teach them instead.
Farah said:
That's great and all, yeay for kids being smarter than us, but I thinking of Children of the Corn. Scary, much?
Farah said:
* I WAS thinking of. Was distracted, am on the phone.
Glo said:
Yeah - someday they'll get parents who deserve them....ha ha
Cate said:
Just try to remember this when he's 13 and declaring "Dad, you don't know anything!"