(Before I get going on the 3000th comment contest, I'd like to say a quick word about the 2000th comment contest. Yes, Glo won, and she was "rewarded" with a part in the first ever omarphillips.net movie, that was supposed to be out 3 months ago. The fact is, funding fell through, there were some creative differences, and it's possible that the movie may never happen. I'm as disappointed as you, but stuff happens. Anyway, Glo will receive some sort of yet-to-be-determined prize for winning the previous contest. It may be best if, in the context of reading about the 3000th comment contest, you just forget that there ever was a 2000th comment contest.)

I noticed this morning that this site was dangerously close to receiving its 3000th comment. I had the marketing team work overtime to come up with some sort of worthy prize. Due to time constraints, we skipped right past the legal and financial teams, and went right into production. The end result? omarphillips.net: the card

Credit limit? Nonsense! omarphillips.net believes that credit should be limited only by your imagination!

Can't afford interest payments? Interest can be paid in cash OR food!

Bad credit? Who am I to judge?! Be honest with yourself, haven't you made some serious mistakes in your past? I thought so.

I've removed the comment tally from the sidebar until the milestone is reached. Good luck to all commenters!

Contest rules
Card may or may not be valid everywhere Visa is accepted. The contest is not valid in West Virginia, Hawaii, or Djibouti. Winner must be over the age of 18 on the date of the 3000th comment. Food received in place of monetary interest payments must be fresh and taste good, or else all future interest payments will be doubled. Food/interest conversion rates available upon request. Rate of interest can and will be changed at the discretion of the omarphillips.net credit card department, without any warning or other form of communication. We reserve the right to track all purchases made with the card, study your purchasing habits, and sell any and all of that information to the highest bidder. If things get tight, we also may use the information provided to sign up for the card to steal your identity and use it to open additional lines of credit to help pay the bills. Those in any romantic relationships with voles are ineligible. Anyone who uses the blog name of "Cate" is also ineligible, as are any other previous omarphillips.net contest winners.

Update - Family of Omar Phillips are not eligible to win. omarphillips.net Gold Club members, however, ARE eligible, regardless of whether or not they won previous contests.