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Tayster said:
You posted the lyrics to The Wiggles "Fruit Salad" song?
Gia said:
I'm still giggling at "wiggles exposed"
What is that supposed to mean, exactly?
Glo said:
Dang. Hot dang. Hot vole kinda dang. And I thought I'd heard of everything you could possibly eat...
Katie said:
Who looks for Vole recipes? I keep on having these visions of a redneck family.
"Look Ma, I killed a Vole!"
"Well, I'll be danged, boy. I ain't got no Vole recipes."
"We ain't havin' Marmot?"
"I'll just go a-lookin' on the com-puter."
"Git 'r done."
Syar said:
Katie, that dialogue was hilarious. I like how there's a pause in the middle of 'computer'.
Omar, what if you've got it the wrong way round? what if in some distant european country, the vole has published a cook book or something, so he can use the royalties to further his many evil plans? what if one of his cook book groupies found your site by mistake while trying to buy the book off amazon.com?
what if he stole your pie recipes??
oh, the conspiratorial possibilities!
jasmine said:
am i the ONLY one here who is very disturbed by this person? i mean, this is definitely worse than "vole restuarant" that was a search on my site.
what is the world coming to?
elasticwaistbandlady said:
The "Wiggles exposed", huh? I can envision it now on the closed Playgirl photo shoot featuring The Wiggles.
"That's right baby. Work it! Let me see you point your fingers and do the twist one more time".
I said:
The "wiggles exposed" search hit is a direct result of this post from last year, appropriately titled "Wiggles Exposed." I had feared that I would get some unsavory visitors as a result of the title, but I did it anyway.
As for the vole recipe cooking guy, all I want to know is if there's really some market out there for these creatures. A little bit of chewed up lawn might be worth it if I can trap them and make some money.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Meanwhile back on the "Wiggles Exposed" photo shoot.
"Captain will you please stop trying to tickle everyone with your "Feathersword", and for goodness sakes could somebody please WAKE UP JEFF"!
Glo said:
I never trusted Captain Feathersword. That dog of his is way messed up...
Today's very dirty thought brought to you by...
http://www.glorific.com/
That website does not exist.
Lianne said:
I have no idea what is going on here, I was just following the instructions on Glo's blog.
Volé makes great molé!
Becky
said:
you have a face! that's almost as bad-ass as the search terms post on which i am commenting...
Onj said:
Have you ever played that game where you try to type in as few words as possible in a google search so that you bring up only one hit?
I’ve ruined everything, haven’t I?
demosthenes said:
I wanted to just post, "wiggles exposed?" but it seems as though I was thoroughly beat to it, as the question and the answer. But just for the record...
Wiggles exposed?
cadiz12 said:
never underestimate people's inability to spell. i get about 10 hits a week looking for 'The Amaizing Race.' but i'm with Lianne; they probably wanted to make Mole...with vole parts.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
If you're looking for key words to embed in your blogs to generate more traffic I highly recommend, "Kroger Sushi" (amazing number of people looking for this), "hidden meaning of 'Turning Japanese'", and "Pop That Cootchie lyrics". My blog entry titled, "Toilet Bound American Idol Wannabe", has also been very popular.
cadiz12 said:
or post lyrics that hundreds of people have been searching for, for years.