He's advanced
Attached to the rails of the boy's crib is a little music box thingy that we affectionately call his "stereo." It's got options for him to listen to lullabies, classical music, or peaceful ocean sounds.
Let me go on a quick tangent here. Can I just say how much I hated it when I was young and people would say that you can hear the ocean in a seashell? I would always put it up to my ear and not hear any oceans. Then I'd say, "you mean, can I hear that air?" And they'd say, "well, yes, but it sounds like the ocean!" I've been to a couple of oceans, and they didn't sound like air in a seashell. For some reason, that's never been something I could just shrug off or play along with. "No, I DON'T hear the ocean. I hear air in a shell." Or if I'm feeling clever, I'll reply with a "wha- whoa! I can hear the ocean in my HAND too!" So note to readers: don't ever give me a shell and tell me I can hear the ocean. I'm not threatening anyone, but I don't want to be held responsible for whatever happens next.
Anyway, back on task. The boy will regularly play his music when he's in his crib but doesn't want to sleep. Recently, he's discovered that he can also adjust the volume of the music. He knows that we don't really like it when he turns it all the way up. This is partially because the MIDI loops can get rather annoying, but mainly because the volume almost reaches Giggle Doodler levels.
This morning was one of the mornings when he didn't want to be in his bed, so he cranked the volume as high as it could go. As the wife was walking out of our room to go to his, we both had to laugh about how we never thought we'd have to tell our one-year-old to turn down his stereo. They do learn quickly, don't they?



Comments
elasticwaistbandlady said:
I tell you, these whippersnappers today, have no respect for their elders. Why, back when I was a child, I had to walk barefoot all the way to the living room to hear the Victrola. Oh, and it was uphill both ways on broken glass. Kids have it so easy now.
Radioactive Jam said:
Long before he outgrows the stereo he'll reprogram it. When he's "sleeping" and your TV mysteriously changes channels and begins recording *his* favorite shows, check the stereo firmware. Don't be surprised to find it's been hacked.
cadiz12 said:
it's the stuff that irritates you that they make sure to learn first.
Lianne said:
Why don't you get him some ACTUAL classical music instead of midi tunes? Buy him an iPod and get the boy some Mozart, Brahms, Beethoven.
Is that YOUR son on my blog? or Glo's?
carrotjello said:
Man, I remember old skool crib music. The wind up kind. No volume, nothing. Kids have it so easy nowadays. I'm sure baby ipods will be out soon.
Side note- I'm typing out the "letters in the text box" to post. It says "patootie". I'm listening to "shapoopie" from the Music Man whilst typing it. Freaky eh? Okay, not really, but made me laugh. I started singing Patootie, patootie! Instead of the shapoopie. Okay, I'll go now. But before I leave, let me just say that it is wayy better than typing something like xhrbjg. ;)
carrotjello said:
Wait! I've found the perfect accessory to go with a baby ipod!
http://www.itsmybinky.com/sowhgowi254d.html
Syar said:
Omar, I have this really cool thing to show you.
see this seashell? you just put it up to your ear and...
*yelps*
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't think you were ser-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Katie said:
You know what's weird about the seashell thing? They did it in Tibet too. In this really old temple you're supposed to be able to hear the lake that the temple was built on. I only heard ancient walls (they don't say much) and got Yak butter on my ear.
You're going to have to get the boy a stereo soon. And just play that on loop for an hour at bedtime. That way, he can't turn it up to Giggle Doodler levels. The bars of the crib will hold him in.
wendela said:
You should have anticipated this move after the cell phone stuff! The world welcomes another tech genius. :)
Becky
said:
what's yak butter?
wendela said:
omar, did you see carrot's link? A $17000 pacifier? I say give a very young kid a gift box and wrapping paper, no gift inside, and they're usually more than happy.
I said:
I did see the link (thanks for stopping by, carrot!).
And while it may seem excessive, sometimes you have to get your kids a little bling. I just ordered one for him. He doesn't even use pacifiers, but I can put it around his neck on a chain or something.
carrotjello said:
Wendela, only people who appear on the cover of "Time" magazine can afford binkies like that. The rest of us can only dream. *sigh*