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LBJ: Are you sure she wasn't checking me out?

JFK: Lyndon, dude, get over yourself. I'm positive. She looked at me for a minute, then she kept looking Omar up and down. I'm not even sure she saw you were there.

LBJ: Omar, I know you saw it. Right before she was looking at you, she gave me those "come hither" eyes.

Omar: With all due respect, Mr. Vice President, I think the ladies stopped (air quotes) "checking you out" sometime back during the Wilson administration.

JFK: AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahh haaa! (high fives Omar)

LBJ: Pfft. Your mom was checking me out just yesterday, punk.