Fallout
Jimmy: ... you've got the whole Will Smith, squeaky clean, no-cursing image thing going, why on earth would you try to use one of my bits? After all, as you said, I'm the least funny guy on TV.
Omar: No no, I think I said something about you being the least funny "comedian" with a TV show, and that I'm mad about you being rich. There are guys on TV who are way less funny than you.
Jimmy: Thanks for that. I'll go cry myself to sleep in my million dollar bed. And you still haven't answered the 'what were you thinking' question.
Omar: I've already mentioned that I think it's the funniest thing to come out of this show. It's also one of the most appropriate bits you do, though I guess that's not saying much. (Looking out to audience) Am I right?! (Audience cheers.) I knew it may have not gone over well with a few, but I didn't expect the reaction I got, on and off blog. I've learned something from it.
Jimmy: Like don't use an unfunny guy's jokes?
Omar: Something like that, yes.
Jimmy: I feel a little bit like I'm Oprah and you're James Frey.
Omar: You're half the woman Oprah is, Jimmy.
Comments
Glo said:
I'll admit it. I'm a prudish perve. I was shocked. I blamed Jimmy, though, so YOUR rep was perfectly intact.
Glad you had some weekend controversy :)
Lianne said:
I totally would have tuned in to Jimmy had I known you were scheduled.
I love haboob. I actually got to use it in a sentence last week.
Becky said:
*shakes head, saddened by the current state of affairs*
elasticwaistbandlady said:
You're like Will Smith??!!!??
Oh holy freakin crap! Please, please tell me that you don't have a hidden "suckiest rap on the face of the planet Earth" career going on without all os knowing about it.
Whenever I hear "Miami", "Men In Black", and "Parents Just Don't Understand", my ears involuntarily bleed from the pain of it all.
RC of strangeculture said:
How funny...i love it.
cadiz12 said:
will smith, eh? well, i knew there was a reason i liked you, omar. and i'll have to disagree with you, elb, i think federline takes that sucky rap title. hands down.
did you get to meet guillermo?
cadiz12 said:
oops, i mean ewbl.
I said:
Glo - Prudish perv?
Lianne - I tried to use it in a sentence, but all people ever hear is "boob." Then instead of being meteorogically aware, I'm a perv. Prudish perv.
Becky- I too am shaking my head. It's sad.
Elastic - you can feel free to hate on "Miami," or "Men In Black" on omarphillips.net. But to group "Parents just don't understand" with those other songs is blasphemy.
RC - Thanks! And thanks for stopping by!
cadiz - I haven't knowingly heard any of KFed's songs, but I feel comfortable saying you're probably right.
Viking said:
Haha... Half the woman Oprah is :) Half the man she is too!
Syar said:
I was already feeling a little like I missed something (more like a lot) in the last post and now....I don't even know who this Jimmy dude is! *sigh*
but Omar, Will Smith? really? I think you could do so much better. You have an Oscar, dude! I KNOW you could do so much better.
love the new digs btw, and your "Hello, My Name is Omar" tag.
wendela said:
...and what is that boot thing on your foot in the pic? Curling accident?
wendela said:
...and what is that boot thing on your foot in the pic? Curling accident? (My comment's not posting so I hope it doesn't end up doing that multiple thing.)
wendela said:
...and what is that boot thing on your foot in the pic? Curling accident? My comment's not posting so I hope it doesn't end up doing that multiple thing. What's this error message "too many comments have been submitted from you in a short time. Please wait a while." or something like that. Hmph!
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Omar, I'll see your "Parents Just Don't Understand", and raise you one "Gettin Jiggy Wit It".
Have I told you that I only post here because you remind me so much of Carlton from The Fresh Prince. I love him! Seeing you in this picture with the nerdy green sweater just makes me think CARLTON CARLTON CARLTON! You should have tied another sweater around you shoulders for full effect.