S-T-U-F-F
Things I've been doing instead of blogging:
- Watching Movies
- I got a Netflix subscription for Father's Day. I've watched more movies in the past month than I have in the past 2 years. The list includes Batman Begins, The Aviator, Wedding Crashers, Anchorman, Madagascar, and some others. I've got Munich sitting around ready to be watched, also (suggestions welcome). I've never been much of a moviegoer. This is primarily because I don't like getting ripped off, but also because I don't remember movie quotes. You wouldn't think that's a big deal, but really, how many times do people quote movies? All the freakin' time. Then they wait for me to react or say the next line or something, and I just sit there. Then they're like, "Remember that? From (movie title)? I know you saw it, you were with me when I saw it!" It's way too much pressure. Instead, I just don't watch movies. It's my thing. It's only backfired on me once, when I almost got beaten up for not having seen Braveheart.
- Thinking
- You know what it's like when you can't seem to turn your mind off? That's been happening to me for the past several weeks. It's very abnormal for me, as I usually can mentally shut down on a moment's notice. Not recently, though. It's getting annoying. The more I try to take a break, the more my mind races. You'd think that with all this thinking, I'd have thought of a cure for IBS by now, but I haven't. I think I'm pretty close, though.
- Parenting
- When my kid was first born, it was exhausting, mainly because I didn't get many hours of consecutive sleep. Now, it's MORE exhausting, but in a different way. Some of you may already know this, but toddlers have lots of energy. They don't stop. They could stop, but they don't want to. They want to run and open and close and climb and (try to) jump and eat everything except the food you provide for them and go inside and go outside and get picked up and get put down and read and talk and laugh and yell and scream and swim and sing and poop and talk about their poop and occasionally, go down for a nap. I have to pay more attention to what I say, because he repeats everything now. Like when I said that Bruce Arena "sucks," he picked right up on that. Worse yet, I have to S-P-E-L-L even little everyday things now, because god forbid I take a S-H-O-W-E-R without letting him get in the T-U-B and stand under the W-A-T-E-R.



Comments
Katie said:
That thinking stuff is dangerous. You should watch out.
As to movies, I suggest Lucky Number Slevin, because it's all sorts of violent and funny.
Oh, and, remember in that one movie? Oh man, "trust the toad!" Eh! Eh!
Hmmm, never mind.
Cate said:
Yay for movie-watching! I'm so proud of you, Omar! For suggestions, feel free to check out my sidebar.
cadiz12 said:
netflix rocks. however my subscription has been a little neglected since i got the dish with fifty bazillion movie channels and a dvr.
i watched The Longest Yard yesterday, but was disappointed by Chris Rock. however there was an irish movie i saw recently called Intermission. maybe give that a whirl? it's a little violent and colin farrell is not a nice guy in it, but that doesn't sound like it'd bother you too much.
enjoy the flix, dawg.
Adam Backstrom said:
I love lamp. Would you like to come to the pants party? Party, with pants?
Ooh sorry Champ... I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
(On an unrelated note, I was unable to sign in to Typekey to comment on your blog.)
Jon said:
At present time, I will only make one movie suggestion. The movie is Safe Men. It stars Sam Rockwell and Steve Zahn. I think it’s one of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen, but I can’t get anyone to agree with me because no one else has ever seen it. Basically I need confirmation that I’m either a tasteless, humorless hack, or that I sometimes know what I’m talking about.
Becky said:
i can't think of any time when someone has threatened to beat me up because i hadn't seen a movie. maybe it's because i watch movies. but i have to watch them in order. i never saw any of the Rocky series or Godfathers until i was twenty three, because HELLO, they have to be watched in sequence. duh.
Becky said:
and the whole conversation-censorship thing is the one blessing of not having kids, because if i stub my toe or eat too much cheese i can curse to my hearts content. you're jealous, i know.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
The only movie we really quote around here is Disney's Tarzan. That scene where Jane sees the mama gorilla and coos, "She's beyootiful", and Tarzan says, "She's my Mother". My kids rehash that tidbit daily. I don't detect even the slightest hint of sarcasm from them either. Not at all.
You must see The Island, Just Like Heaven, and Ice Age 2.
Lia said:
If you can't quote from The Princess Bride, life might not be worth living.
I don't quite see how thinking can happen at the same time as constant movie-watching, but I'm going to guess that parenting is the missing link? You can't possibly be doing all three at once!
Please, be honest. This is for posterity.
X said:
Please, be honest. This is for posterity.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
---X
Lianne said:
Thinking, huh? And NOT blogging? What is up with that? Omar, are you going through some not-quite-mid-life crisis?
BTW, I hate when my brain won't shut off.. it's when I consider taking drugs.
cadiz12 said:
nice day-of-the-month tags, o.
Becky said:
hahaha! inconceivable!
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Hey cadiz, the day of the month tags matches Omar's day of the week panties perfectly.
Omar, it's THURSDAY! Time to change out those Tuesday undies, man.
I said:
I thought we were cool, elastic. Then you had to go and bring out that panty line.
Syar said:
You know what it's like when you can't seem to turn your mind off?
You've just described my life.
Movies! I love movies. I can understand pressure, not everybody's brain can have that much space to hold so much inane quotes.
Watch british indie flicks. they're awesome. like snatch. its manly. and that's as manly a recommendation I can give you without actually being a man.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Omar, I didn't mean to bring out the panty line. Maybe you should try those new seamless ones? I think they may be flattering on you too.
Glo said:
Comforting to know I can go away for a week and only miss Omar catching up with reality. Good for you, man!