For my purposes, I'm pretty good with Photoshop. One of the struggles I face as a result of that, is that whenever I show someone a funny image, they immediately assume it was something I "created" rather than "captured." To that end, I feel the need to preface this post by telling you that the following images are 100% authentic, and beyond cropping, no Photoshopping was involved.

I also have been accused, once or twice, of exaggerating some real events for the sake of entertainment. A common side effect of that is that people often don't believe me when I say something is 100% anything. I could tell a story, then say that it is 100% false, and someone out there would be like, "I don't know, it kind of sounds believable to me." It's the life that I lead, folks. It's hard being me. But in this case, when I tout 100% authenticity, you can bet your (valuable item here) that I mean it.

We got a puzzle for the boy from Target. It was in the $1 section, so why not? It's a puzzle of little cartoon barnyard animals. Underneath each puzzle piece is a drawing of the animal, as well as text identifying the animal. It looks like this:

puzzle

So we're doing the puzzle with the boy one day, and we're naming the animals as we take off the puzzle pieces. We remove the cow, the horse, the pig. All is well. Then we get to the lamb. Or so we thought:

lamb

I'm all about crazy fonts, but I don't think that's a "B" at the end. That says "lamp" to me. But it's just unclear enough where someone could argue that it is actually correct. Unlike when we lifted the "chicken" as seen below:

chicken

There's no argument to be made in this case. That says "chiken." At least the puzzle wasn't made in the USA. And it only cost $1.