I need your help, Internet. Help prove me right.

I tried to make a poll question out of this, but there are too many options. I need you to leave me a comment with the following information:

  • Your gender
  • How old are the articles of clothing you are wearing right now

To clarify, I'm talking about outerwear only. Don't tell me about the granny panties from 1979. If you're nude, and your a girl, I think you meant to go to that other black guy's website. If you're a nude guy, well, I... why are you reading my site without any clothes on? In fact, let me further clarify and say the last clothing you wore outside. Shirt, pants, skirt, etc. No accessories. Your assistance is greatly appreciated. Don't let me down by making me out to be wrong.

I'll start.