50 Bill
Omar: I know you don't like to talk numbers and stuff, but it just occurred to me that the two of us, right here, we have a combined net worth just under FIFTY BILLION DOLLARS. How crazy is that?
Bill: ...I suppose you're right, yeah, but --
Omar: Let's not sour the moment, Bill. Let's just sit here for a second and think about that. Almost fifty billion. We could pick us up a couple of fancy cars, and on the way home, stop for a sports franchise.
Bill: Yes, I guess we could. But Omar, my net worth IS fifty billion dollars, so why do you keep saying "almost" fifty? That's only possible if you have a negative net --
Omar: Didn't I JUST say something about not souring the moment?
Bill: (nods apologetically)
Omar: (continues) We could buy a record label and start a rap group. We'd call ourselves "50 Bill," as like a play on words because part of it's your name, but also the whole name is almost what our combined net worth is...
Comments
Becky said:
1. funny
2. it looks like gates is just a floating torso
3. nice hanky
Becky said:
oh yeah, haboob.
cadiz12 said:
get it in writing, o.
carrot jello said:
I hope he bought you lunch.
I can play the spoons. Spoons go great with rap.
Radioactive Dro said:
(short for 'Doctor Droid'.)
(sort of like, you know. Dre.)
(Lame, I know. But still. You have no idea how hard it's getting to keep coming up with new, fresh, and at least obscurely post-relevant names here.)
(But I digress)
Crap. Now I can't remember what I was going to write. Wait! I got it:
If "50 Bill" releases a record I am *so* going to find and rip off a copy from somewhere on the internet because seriously. You do *not* need to take any more of my money.
I said:
Hey, just hit 60,000 hits. It was someone who had Googled "guys locker room etiquette." (sigh)
becky - He does kinda look like a floating torso, you're right.
cadiz - My lawyers are on it.
carrot - Spoons? Brilliant! People scoffed when Tim McGraw and Nelly got together for a (bad) song, yet they neared the top of the billboard charts. "50 Bill featuring C.Jell"
RaJ - Don't think that the names go unnoticed. You've come up with some gems. Regarding the bootlegging, I'm not worried. We'll be using the new "50 Bill Genuine Advantage" program that will prompt all devices playing our music to "phone home" and report the type of device, your location, and whether or not the music was purchased legitimately.
X said:
I got 60,001, and here's proof. Do I get a prize?
---X
cadiz12 said:
jam, i think 'Dr. Droi' may garner you more street cred. just a thought.
demosthenes said:
Philanthropy is awfully souring. Better spend it quickly before Bill goes and does something stupid like give it to famished kids in Africa.
Nadia said:
Famished African kids? Worse. He's educating your young. Hurry, before he wises up the Boy on your combined networth. A sly note to the vole here, a slip of the lawnmower there...BAM! Your kid's taking over the franchise.
Syar said:
you are taller than he is. how are you not worth more??
I said:
X, I've got nothing for 60,001. However, I did have a new car set aside for an unnanounced illustration contest, and you won! The bad news is that international customs won't let me send it to you. Tough break. But congrats on your contest victory!
elasticwaistbandlady said:
You can't forge a solid partnership with a man who wears a pastel purple shirt. You'll always be known as the "Alpha Male", and people will wonder about the true nature of your "business dealings". Not that there's anything wrong with that, mind you.
the flying monkeys said:
Omar can you introduce me to him
Lianne said:
Ah.. I have missed the varied personas of Omar.
I have no desire to meet Bill, but if he'd like to donate to my cause, I'd send him a thank you note.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
The best part of this picture? Bill has to look up to YOU! That's right, Omar. Bill Gates looks up to you, and you have the photo to prove it.
You the man!
Lia said:
Not only are you taller than him, you seem to be refusing his handshake.
Macusers of the world, unite!
wendela said:
I know this is a sly ploy on your part, omar, since you're not a Windows kinda guy. And elastic already said it. No business dealings with a pasty guy in a purple shirt. Not that I have anything against pasty guys - or purple shirts, for that matter. But the combo - along with Windows - is just too much.
carrotjello said:
Oooh, CJell. I hope, if we ever meet on the street, that you'll call me that.