I'm not ready
Beyonce - Well what did you think we meant by "jelly"?
Omar - Oh I know what you meant, I just think it was a stupid choice of words, and that it was only thrown in there because it rhymes with "ready." In fact, now that I say it out loud, it occurs to me that those two words don't even rhyme. That makes it even stupider.
Beyonce - So I suppose you'd do better as a songwriter?
Omar - I would have tried harder, that's all I'm saying. "I don't think you're pre-PEERED for this REAR," or something.
Beyonce - WHAT?! HAHAHAHA!!! That's what you say is better?
Omar - Shut up! I just came up with that off the top of my head, and I'd argue that it's not any stupider than "I don't think you're ready for this jelly."
Beyonce - (singing in a mocking tone) I don't think you're pre-peered for this re-ear...
Omar - I'm not even listening to you. I'm trying to watch the game.
Comments
Syar said:
oh omar, you slay me.
Becky said:
highly larious.
cadiz12 said:
someone told me that 'jelly' is a euphemism. not sure for what, though.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Nobody's more bootylicious than you, Omar. Nobody.
Lia said:
Everyone has unique skills. It's probably a good idea to stay away from things you know you can't do, but experimenting with new stuff can only be good. Hail Omar, Songwriter/Lyricist and Photoshop Artist!
Glo said:
I have no comment really. Although I will say that it must be exhausting to be such good friends with so many present, past and future celebrities.
Lianne said:
I love the totally disgusted look and pretend concentration that you are displaying.
Well done.
cadiz12 said:
and b looks like she's saying, 'omar, puh-leeze.'
jasmine said:
you're one lucky SOB...
demosthenes said:
Bwa-ha-ha. This is awesome.
"Shut up! I just came up with that off the top of my head, and I'd argue that it's not any stupider than 'I don't think you're ready for this jelly.' "
Though I have to admit, to my shame, Ring the Alarm has got me a bit enthralled.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
I know demosthenes. I'm in a bit of a quandary because every fiber of my being wants to rebel against that "Deja Vu" song, but I find myself humming it, AND, horror of horrors, bobbing my head to it too.
Non-rhythmic people like me act like life size Bobbleheads to cool music because we can't dance. Not even the Hokey-Pokey or the Charlie Brown. :(
elasticwaistbandlady said:
I know demosthenes. I'm in a bit of a quandary because every fiber of my being wants to rebel against that "Deja Vu" song, but I find myself humming it, AND, horror of horrors, bobbing my head to it too.
Non-rhythmic people like me act like life size Bobbleheads to cool music because we can't dance. Not even the Hokey-Pokey or the Charlie Brown. :(
Katie said:
Wee ninjas and photo-shopping glory. Oh man, I totally missed you OP.net