Last week, I got a new MacBook*. I enjoy it greatly. This is the truth, as opposed to four out of the following five stories, which are lies. Which one of the following statements is true?

1) I made up the story about the boy being sick, just so I could get in some quality bonding time with the new laptop. (I figured you guys would get mad if I said I'd be taking a few days off because I got a new computer.) It turns out that it was time well spent, as me and the laptop have developed what I imagine will be a long-term relationship (it makes the cutest sound when I get new mail).

2) I couldn't wait to get my hands on the new MacBook, because it has the ability to run Windows, and I love Windows.

3) For the first several nights I had the laptop, I only ever took breaks from actually using it in order to roll around naked in the laptop's packaging as an expression of my love for it.

4) I have taken over 100 pictures, primarily of myself, with the MacBook's built-in camera (see photo in previous post).

5) While using the MacBook's built-in video camera to record a video of myself recording a video of myself on the laptop, I inadvertently recorded a robbery attempt taking place behind me. Using this footage, local law enforcement officials were able to track down the perp and make an arrest in the case. They were all so excited about the existence of the video, that nobody asked me why I was taking a video of myself making a video. Thank goodness, because that would have been embarrassing.

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* The new MacBook is owned by my employer. I tried to get Apple to give me one, but it turns out that they're not keen on giving them out for free.