Confessional
Before work yesterday, I went and voted. It's my civic duty, and as I may have mentioned before, I like to complain. Eligible non-voters don't have as much right to complain. Anyway, last night, when I got home from class, I turned on the TV. And, after watching for a short while, I did something I've never done before, and something I never thought I'd do: I voted again. Yes, twice in the same day.
I'm kind of ashamed about what I did, because it goes against some of my core values. And like I said, I've never done it before. I never intend to do it again. But as I was watching TV, I really was getting the feeling that the wrong guy was going to win. I've had that feeling before, and frankly, I don't know what was different about last night. I acted before I thought, and I let my emotions lead me down the wrong path. I'm left with a pit in my stomach and an unshakable feeling that people will never look at me the same way again. Or worse yet, that I may never look at myself the same way again.
I apologize to any of my friends and family who feel as though my doing this has let them down.
It's still not clear whether what I've done made any difference, though I expect that will be announced today. All I know is that I felt that I wouldn't have been able to sleep at night if Mario Lopez finished one vote shy of making it to the Dancing With the Stars finals, and I had not done my part to help him. He's clearly better than Joey and Emmitt. But when I saw all the pre-teen girls get all dreamy eyed over Joey last night, I got concerned, and I did what I thought was right at the time.
In hindsight, a couple of sleepless nights might have been preferable to the shame I'm feeling now.



Comments
Becky said:
it's okay, omar. i want mario to win, also. he's really so much better than the others.
of course, i didn't go and VOTE for him. it's not like he's on American Idol or anything.
Sarah said:
Mario??? Joey is HOT, even with all those strange veins popping out all over his head.
I didn't vote though, Omar, so your vote is safe.
Rhonda said:
It's not about dancing or talent...it's about popularity. Mario is cheesy.
GO EMMITT!
I said:
Rhonda, you just moved down a couple of spots my link list for that unnecessary attack on A.C. Slater.
glo said:
Whoa. I seriously almost called Congress about your county's faulty registration process!
I was kinda - more than a little - upset when I discovered more people would likely vote in the Emmitt v. Mario race than their local House seat race.
Sigh.
And then we wonder why politics are such a mess. Well, at least I still have faith in our connection to reality TV.
Becky said:
i'm with sarah - the veins are so weird! joey's cute with the bald head, until he finishes dancing, and the veins take over his whole face.
but mario... and the dimples... and the cuteness...
seventeen syllables said:
I never ever vote but if I did, it would be for Emmitt. He is way handsomer than Mario or Joey-- but I'm too old to have watched Saved by the Bell or listened to whatever boy band Joey was in, so perhaps that has affected my perception. I'm all about the grownups. Though on the other hand I couldn't say Jerry Springer was terribly attractive.
Lia said:
Maybe we should institute voting by text message for the young crowd.
Text your vote to 800-ELECTION.
cadiz12 said:
i love A.C., probably more than the next guy. (sorry, cute as he is, bald/veiny joey creeps me out.) i think if i were voting, i'd have to vote for emmitt and here's why: we know for a fact that joey did a music video in which he danced (and let's not forget about that groovy 'Blossom' intro. or his tapdancing on 'Gimme a break.') and i just happened to see a SBTB rerun on TBS in which Slater was pirouetting around in a fullbody lycra balletsuit and doing a not-too-shabby job of it. no question, joey and slater can bust a move. but dude, that skill is what probably led them to their tv careers. that and they're both goodlooking. you KNOW it's not superior acting skills.
EMMITT, however, was a football star. for that you need coordination, yes, and there is a case to be made for grace, but the goodlooks are just a bonus. for him to come out and bring it the way he has is really worth applauding. you know he hasn't been training for it all his life.
GO EMMITT!
i'm done now.
jasmine said:
ah HA! so you do have a list?
where am i on your list?!
you had me going for a bit.
go dems!!!
glo said:
Well, I hope you're pleased with yourself.
Jon said:
Having not really watched an episode of this season, I can only safely comment that I can't stand the hosts. Can we vote them off?