The Chase - Volume 2
A few things I know to be true:
1) The rate of posts here has slowed down to an unacceptable rate. I'll step it up.
2) I should spend my lunch breaks in the gym instead of trying to learn Flash.
3) Speaking of, The Chase - Volume 2 is out. It's full of action, drama, determination, and bad 80's music. Once again, I hope you enjoy. This one is WAY cooler with audio, though it's still not required (it will make the first scene considerably more confusing without it, though).
4) Volume 1 is here, in case you missed it.



Comments
carrot jello said:
I am stunned. It just keeps getting better and better.
Lia said:
Oh, that poor ninja. Those flash lunches are paying off. The suspense is mounting. I can't wait for volume III.
Cate said:
OMG, Omar. You need to put a PG-13 warning or something on that.
Becky said:
CATE! don't say that! he could censor himself unnecessarily, before i get home to watch it myself!
:)
I said:
Too late, Becky. At Cate's prompting, I've removed the sex scene. I was concerned that it might be a little too racy.
glo said:
So, ninjas can see in the dark but not on lighted blacktop. Good to know.
cadiz12 said:
at first i was so sad that they don't give us soundcards on these machines, but then i saw the credits and i was able to visualize how the first scene went. i'll have to find out for sure later.
but good work, omar.
i think you can always go to the gym before work. or after. flash is cool.
Radioactive Bits said:
A fine show. Two thumbs up!
*chomp*
Auggh! That thing bit my thumb!
seventeen syllables said:
Poor wee ninja has taken quite a beating from the evil vole. I can only hope he (the wee ninja, not the vole) will win in the end.
Also, I can't believe I didn't see this until AFTER the sex scene was excised. Self-censorship be
damneddarned.seventeen syllables said:
Um...that "damned" was supposed to be 'strikethrough' text, but my html skilz are apparently more minimal than I realized.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
My kids are sobbing for the injured, defeated ninja. Well, most of my kids, anyway. That squirrely one that I keep locked away in the toilet paper closet was rooting for the Vole.
I said it once already, Omar, but you are Once.....Twice.... Three times a genius! I won't finish it Lionel Richie style with the "and I love you" because I don't want to give the wrong impression round here.
Jon said:
I thought the ninja would be riding a Kawasaki... I get it though Omar, Motorcycles are dangerous.
demosthenes said:
Awesome soundtrack, awesome chase scene. But I'd take the Aston Martin over the Kawasaki any day. When are the ninjas going to attack in numbers?
glo said:
Just wanted to return to say that I think Ninjas are so happening and awesome.
And that the quiz is just blow-my-mind fantastic.
Rhonda said:
I missed the sex scene? Dammit!
Syar said:
Poor little bloody wee ninja.
Cool bike though.
jazzy said:
was that a porsche my boyfriend was driving?
dreamy.
Lianne said:
I am speechless... you are an artist, a philosopher, and an animal rights person.
It is an honor and an privilege to know you. Sort of.
I said:
I'm gonna get all old school on you all and actually respond to your comments.
Carrot - The "exploding stuff" idea was yours, so I was hoping you'd like it.
Lia - I will boldly state that Volume 3 will be the best third movie in this series.
Cate - Come on! They show worse stuff in cartoons!
Becky - Sorry that you didn't get to see the sex scene before it got unnecessarily censored.
Glo - Have you ever tried controlling a motorcycle with no hands? Ninja or not, he's human.
Cadiz - Before work is too early, after work is too late. Man, I don't get why I gain weight!
RaJ - All is not lost, wee ninjas don't have thumbs either.
17 - Your HTML skillz are just fine, it's Movable Type's fault. Even when I specify that HTML can be used in comments, it only allows a subset of HTML tags. All the rest just get stripped out.
Elastic - Now that I know minors are likely to see it, I'll have to cut the comedy club scene, the gentleman's club scene, and the burlesque show scene for Volume 3. Thanks for the heads up, I don't want to be guilty of corrupting America's youth.
Jon - I neglected to put in the credits that Volume 2 is sponsored by Jon's mom, sister, and girlfriend.
Dem - There may be more ninjas in Volume 3. Or not. I like to maintain suspense.
Glo - Nice try.
Rhonda - When the DVD comes out, I can include it with other deleted scenes. Or I can release the "unrated version."
Syar - The ninja had to ride in style. I couldn't have him riding on a Vespa or something, you know? That's not tough.
Jas - It's a 1966 Shelby Cobra. HOT.
Lianne - I don't know about the animal rights person part, considering I want the vole to be dead. But otherwise, thanks!
elasticwaistbandlady said:
I win!!!! Omar gave me more sentences in his reply than anyone else here!
Yeah! In yo face!
wendela said:
Nice ride for the vole. I feel bad for the ninja - thought he'd be a little more Bond-esque.
Everyone else already has said it all. I'm late, as usual.
Sarah said:
It reminded me a bit of the end of "Easy Rider," except the ninja gets up and walks away at the end. I'm sure that this, too, is destined to be a classic!
Cate said:
The car chase is fantastic and all, but I really think some music would improve it.
Viking said:
These are AWESOME. The gym can wait.