Love is in the Air
It's February. And you all know what that means, right? Right? That's right, love is in the air, Hallmark is getting richer, and it's time for a special Valentine's Day edition of omarphillips.net madlibs! Snuggle up with that special someone in front of your computer screen, type in some words, then sit back and enjoy.
(As a side note, I rewrote the way I do madlibs, so that they're created in PHP instead of Javascript. Or, to put it in other words, I rewrote the blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah. It may look a little different, but it should work roughly the same. If you get any weird errors when you try it, send me a message at omar [at] omarphillips.net.)
Comments
Bethany said:
Hmm. I ended up with cat-drawn carriages. Thanks for the laugh!
Jadioactive Ram said:
I am so happy I chose 'porcupine' for my animal.
cadiz12 said:
it's a sad day when your new booty breaks into pieces on the ground.
jasmine said:
hm. a tiger drawn carriage.
and it's so romantic when a man gives a woman a stick.
so thoughtful.
Becky said:
"After dinner, we'll be going out on a capybara-drawn carriage ride," he said.
Ginger got a puzzled look on her face. "Capybara-drawn carriages?"
"I know it sounds weird, but I saw one the other day, and the riders looked like they were having so much fun! Anyway, the carriage ride will take us up to Main Street, to-"
"The Nose Hair Trimmer Theater!! We're going to see that new musical, Clumsily Molly!!" she said as she jumped with excitement. Unfortunately, when she jumped, she knocked the fly-swatter off the table. It fell to the floor and shattered into 42 pieces. Ginger started crying.
The Nose Hair Trimmer Theater is where all the classy people like to go for date night.
Mr. 5000 said:
I wish I were half as romantic as that story. The excitement of a Komodo Dragon drawn carriage... Who wouldn't have fun being pulled around town by a potentially lethal animal? (I'm looking around and NOBODY is raising their hand)
glo said:
Wow. That's the first time I ever understood computer talk. Not the first way you said it - but the "in other words" was so eloquently clear to me.
Jasmine's comment so much funnier than my mad lib. I really can't make those work.
Syar said:
"The Card Theater!! We're going to see that new musical, Gutting Furonduh!!"
And I'm going there in a cougar-drawn carriage. What a way to spend my last Valentine's. Mauled to death on my way to a Napoleon Dynamite inspired musical.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Romantic Night Out
"Happy Valentine's Day, Fart Bag!" Out from behind his back, Gunther pulled out a brand new deodorant.
"Oh my gosh!!" exclaimed Elvira. "I love it, it's beautiful!"
"Not half as beautiful as you, Fart Bag." Elvira started to blush as she put the deodorant on the table by the door. He continued, "I've got the best evening planned. We've got reservations at that new Transylvanian restaurant. I haven't eaten there yet, but a few of my friends have, and they said the sauerkraut they make there is to die for!"
"Sounds tasty! What else do we have planned?"
"After dinner, we'll be going out on a flamingo-drawn carriage ride," he said.
Elvira got a puzzled look on her face. "Flamingo-drawn carriages?"
"I know it sounds weird, but I saw one the other day, and the riders looked like they were having so much fun! Anyway, the carriage ride will take us up to Main Street, to -"
"The Bra Theater!! We're going to see that new musical, Picking Misty!!" she said as she jumped with excitement. Unfortunately, when she jumped, she knocked the deodorant off the table. It fell to the floor and shattered into 8 pieces. Elvira started crying.
Gunther leaned in to console her. "Don't worry about it, Fart Bag. We'll go out tomorrow and I'll buy you another one."
She wiped away her tears and they went on their way.
Omar, you made me laugh. You made me cry. You made me give a contented sigh. Thanks!
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Sorry about how long my comment is, I just wanted to share the awesomeness with everyone.
Yes, "Fart Bag" is too a term of endearment. My ex-fiancee always called me Queen Of The Fartbags. You hear that? I was the Queen!
wendela said:
..."The Curb Theater!! We're going to see that new musical, Quizzically Glo!!" she said as she jumped with excitement. Unfortunately, when she jumped, she knocked the boundary off the table. It fell to the floor and shattered into 94 pieces. Nancy Pelosi started crying.
Mel Gibson leaned in to console her. "Don't worry about it, Sweet Cheeks. We'll go out tomorrow and I'll buy you another one."
Hmmm, wallaby-drawn carriages. (I was going to use another endearment term, a la Mel, instead of "cheeks". Now I wish I had.)
carrot jello said:
I don't know if I'll get very far in a monkey drawn carriage. I'm kind of heavy.
Lianne said:
Capybara-drawn carriages
hehehehe
I loved it. REally, I did.
Rhonda said:
An Italian restaurant that serves sushi, a dog-drawn carriage, and a purse that broke into 28 pieces. Sounds like another crappy Valentine's Day!
elasticwaistbandlady said:
There is no end to the amusement I have found with this particular mad lib, Omar. I just came back to read it to my kids. Gunther and Elvira certainly share an amazing love story. Such romance. Now, my kids are clamoring for "Fart Bag:The Sequel."
demosthenes said:
"Happy Valentine's Day, hotness!" Out from behind his back, Walter pulled out a brand new toaster.
"Oh my gosh!!" exclaimed Gertrude. "I love it, it's beautiful!"
"Not half as beautiful as you, hotness." Gertrude started to blush as she put the toaster on the table by the door. He continued, "I've got the best evening planned. We've got reservations at that new Russian restaurant. I haven't eaten there yet, but a few of my friends have, and they said the spam they make there is to die for!"
"Sounds tasty! What else do we have planned?"
"After dinner, we'll be going out on a warthog-drawn carriage ride," he said.
Gertrude got a puzzled look on her face. "Warthog-drawn carriages?"
"I know it sounds weird, but I saw one the other day, and the riders looked like they were having so much fun! Anyway, the carriage ride will take us up to Main Street, to -"
"The Lamp Theater!! We're going to see that new musical, Seductively Eunice!!" she said as she jumped with excitement. Unfortunately, when she jumped, she knocked the toaster off the table. It fell to the floor and shattered into 7 pieces. Gertrude started crying.
Walter leaned in to console her. "Don't worry about it, hotness. We'll go out tomorrow and I'll buy you another one."
She wiped away her tears and they went on their way.
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Seriously, I love these things. Thank you for making my day.
I said:
I had hoped you guys would come up with some good animal choices, and you didn't disappoint. (I'll admit that I had to look up what a "capybara" is, though.)
Becky said:
i'm shocked that someone so knowledgeable about all things rodentia didn't know what a capybara is. i want one. as a pet.
or maybe just another hedgehog. those are awesome.
mep said:
"Happy Valentine's Day, weapon of mass destruction!" Out from behind his back, Bernie Mac pulled out a brand new bell.
"Oh my gosh!!" exclaimed Anna Nicole Smith. "I love it, it's beautiful!"
"Not half as beautiful as you, weapon of mass destruction." Anna Nicole Smith started to blush as she put the bell on the table by the door. He continued, "I've got the best evening planned. We've got reservations at that new Malagasy restaurant. I haven't eaten there yet, but a few of my friends have, and they said the ludafisk they make there is to die for!"
"Sounds tasty! What else do we have planned?"
"After dinner, we'll be going out on a badger-drawn carriage ride," he said.
Anna Nicole Smith got a puzzled look on her face. "Badger-drawn carriages?"
"I know it sounds weird, but I saw one the other day, and the riders looked like they were having so much fun! Anyway, the carriage ride will take us up to Main Street, to -"
"The Blue ray disc Theater!! We're going to see that new musical, Doggedly Ingrid!!" she said as she jumped with excitement. Unfortunately, when she jumped, she knocked the bell off the table. It fell to the floor and shattered into 39 pieces. Anna Nicole Smith started crying.
Bernie Mac leaned in to console her. "Don't worry about it, weapon of mass destruction. We'll go out tomorrow and I'll buy you another one."
She wiped away her tears and they went on their way.
mep said:
I love it Omar - your ad libs never disappoint.
mep said:
*GASP*
I've been taken off the link list.
*tear*
*sob*
I said:
Ack! I made a change recently, and I had to copy my link list from my test site (yes, I have a test site). I made some adjustments, but I apparently missed some things! Sorry about that, MEP. It has been fixed.
(I just realized that my link list is correct in old posts, so you were only missing from pages that got updated since my change.)
mep said:
Um, now I feel bad. I hope Bernie Mac mended things with Anna Nicole Smith before things went sour at the Hard Rock Hotel today.
Lia said:
So sad. I ended up with horse-drawn carriages. I mean, who ever heard of those?
And my toaster shattered into zero pieces. Poof! It's like magic!