Duck Crisis: Day 1
If anyone has any experience with humane removal/relocation of ducks and duck eggs, please let me know.
Oh and also, if anyone has any experience with inhumane removal/relocation of ducks and duck eggs (that does not involve the discharge of firearms), please let me know.
Comments
cadiz12 said:
sorry pal, the only fowl that needs removing around these parts is the canada goose. however, i've heard that some of them have been known to eat duck eggs and hatchlings. i know, that's not humane.
hope you find a better solution.
Jon said:
So I’m guessing you’ve ruled out adoption?
What if you could train them to chase away Voles and various other lawn terrors? (Do I smell Lawn Terror 3: Invasion of the ducks??)
I’d probably get attached and make them pets. I’m of no use to you.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
I have 32 years of experience in Duck Pate, Peking Duck, Duck ala Orange, Daffy Duck....
Viking said:
Haha! But why would you want to remove ducks??
Carrot jello said:
I recommend good old fashioned poison. Well, only if you're interested in the inhumane way.
Syar said:
Cook em! Cook em all!
I've never once had to deal with the removal of fowl, except that one time when my cousins and I trapped a chicken in my grandmother's vegetable patch and once we had done that, we had no idea what to do with it.