Year 3, Day 1
Today is the second anniversary of omarphillips.net. Before I get into how awesome I am, I want to take a moment to be humble and gracious: thanks to all you readers and commenters.
OK, enough of that. Let's get to talking about me. In a review of this past year's posts, I've found that I've had a lot of "this is why I haven't been blogging" posts. It's been a very up-and-down year. There has been very little vole talk, which I know has upset a few people. Primarily, it's because I no longer seem to have a vole problem in my yard. We got rid of a bunch of ground-covering shrubs, and one of our neighbors got a cat. When the snow finally melts, usually early-mid March, is when I had typically seen the most vole activity. This year, I've seen none. The vole hasn't been a part of my life, which is why he's not as much a part of the blog.
Also, there have been a lot fewer posts about the boy or parenthood. It's kind of a shame, because he's funnier now than ever. There are plenty of things he does that would make good blog material. But in the past year, he's really started to become his own person. Not that he wasn't a person as an infant, but you know what I mean. He's a person, with his own personality traits. And he has a right to privacy. I wouldn't blog about the wife without asking her first, why shouldn't my son get the same respect?
Given that I don't blog about work and don't blog that much about family anymore, 95% of what I do in a given day is not bloggable. And the other 5% is either boring or covered under my government non-disclosure agreement that I signed when I became a volunteer secret agen-- never mind. My point is, this is why it has been so much of a struggle to post regularly over the past year, or to come up with new fresh and funny stuff.
That's not to say year two was without the funny. I still crack myself up when I watch any of the volumes of The Chase, or when I look at this Curious George post. Creating these Photoshop posts has been a lot of fun. And of course, you all have never stopped bringing the funny in all of your comments. So I don't want it to sound like I haven't enjoyed year two, because I very much have. And I look forward to year three.
Anyway, thanks again. The blog wouldn't have lasted even two months without you guys reading and commenting. High fives all around.



Comments
Jon said:
Wow, you're excuse for not blogging as much is way better than mine. And you still blog a lot more than I do. Rumor has it though that I'm working on something big. Something huge, really. Well, I want to put an end to that right here and now. I'm not working on anything. Nothing at all.
You keep me entertained though, so here's to another year of sporadic posts! You're still on the cutting edge of blogging as far as I'm concerned.
Radioactive Jam said:
Holey CRAP! See that's the problem with bloglines. You slip in these wholesale (and way nice) template changes but all I see is "post."
That does it; no more lazy blogreading for me. From now on I'm visiting.
You deserve no less. Also I'm not impressed by your excuses. Nice try though.
I said:
Jon - The latest rumor I heard is that you'd be upping the rate to 2-3 posts per month. Frankly, that did sound a little too good to be true, so I was skeptical. I'm glad you set the record straight.
RaJ - I have the same problem with my feed reader, I miss changes. And as for the excuses, I figured you'd see right through it. Fact is, I've been too busy planning my 2007 lawn care strategy to do as much blogging.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Man, Omar, you're grass is dope!
You can expect a lot more drug references and jokes from someone who doesn't even partake in caffeinated beverages, in your jubilant third year! Yay for you, Omar!
daniel said:
fill the voids with more photo assignments
Syar said:
I can get high just looking at this page. Which is always the desired effect.
Even when you don't blog you blog better than me, Omar. You've achieved some transcendent, uber-blogger level. You could type with oven-mitts taped to your hands (like I tried to) and still churn out golden eggs of hilariousness. You da man Omar! You da blog Omar's blog!
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I think I must be higher than I thought.
cadiz12 said:
many happy returns of the day, um yesterday, omar. i love the green.
we'd better ask jas where her boyfriend is hiding now that you and the neighbors have had him run out of town.
Radioactive Jam said:
Didn't we see the ole-vay drive off in a convertible?
Jonathan said:
I'm still waiting for the "April Fools suckas - im not going to post any more."
Haboob!
Cate said:
I hear the NCAA finals didn't turn out so well for your bracket. Sorry, dude.
glo said:
I like the blog redesign.
That said, I'll bet the reason you haven't posted is because you were kidnapped by some crazy blogger and they have forced you to use your "future" blog capability while they Steven King's Mercy your family.
glo said:
What?! Huh?! No vole problem?! Didn't he just OFF me in a home movie?! I'd say that's a pretty big problem...though mostly for me.
Nadia said:
Happy anniversary, Omar. Thanks for ruining the "no unnecessary addictions" vow I made.
Sarah said:
Happy anniversary! Don't worry, no matter how infrequently you post, it will be more frequently than me!
Becky said:
congratulations on the blogiversary.
your blog is neat. i like to look at it. i think you are funny.
Carrot Jello said:
Happy bloggiversary. Remember us when you go big time with your movies.
Rhonda said:
Love the new look! Your grass rocks, man.
And happy anniversary. Maybe you should change your policy on the whole "privacy" thing. Especially for the kiddo...they don't get privacy until they turn 18. Or at least that is what I was always told. Waaa.
I said:
elastic - Yay for jubilant drug references!
daniel - That's true, I haven't done one of those in a while. Soon.
syar - I actually do type with oven mitts, quite regularly. This blogging thing is so easy for me, I like to do things to try to make it more challenging.
cadiz - Though I haven't seen any activity yet, I'm still not letting my guard down. And I don't think Jas would give up his location to me.
RaJ - Wait until you see what he does in volume 4.
jonathan - April fools jokes on April fool's day are so cliche. I'm waiting until nobody's expecting it.
cate - At least I picked my bracket when there were 65 teams, and not 16. Cheater!
glo - The vole wasn't the one who offed you. Though even if he was, you're right, it's more of a problem for you.
Nadia - Any time!
Sarah - You've got that whole "getting an education" excuse working for you, though.
Becky - Thanks, yo.
Carrot - Thanks. Spielberg called yesterday, but I'm holding out for a better offer.
Rhonda - Well sure, he gets no privacy from ME until he's 18. And probably not after then, either.
Viking said:
I found a dead vole on the sidewalk a few blocks from my house last week. Needless to say, I thought of you.
jazz said:
not sure how i missed this post!
well, the only option here is to teach the boy to type so he can startt blogging on his own.
get to it.
Silandara said:
I find I blog less about Duncan the older he gets, too. The more he becomes I person the less I feel I can share about him. Kinda like not writing about the hubby too much. I found out that the hubby reads my blog and posts comments to it under an assumed name refuting my remarks. Always good to have a marital "conversation" via blog comments.
Anyway, you're as good as you ever were, Omar.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
The heck? Did I really use the incorrect form of 'your' in my comment?
Well, maybe I really did mean that you're grass, omar!
I said:
Yes, elastic, I am grass.
Syar said:
What??? Sorry for stepping on you all those times Omar. And that one time, when I was 3...never mind.