Yeah, so I guess I've been a little lazy with the blogging lately. Sorry about that. I'd offer up my reasons, but they're really not all that exciting. But in good news, I did get souvenirs for all of you while I was in San Fran. It was admittedly hard to find a souvenir that would work for everyone. If you don't have a desk or papers, what would you do with a paperweight? So I settled on this:

You should be receiving yours in the mail soon.

On an unrelated note, I sold my soul for the second time this year (the first time I sold out was when I bought a cell phone). I went to Starbucks. It was the only place that sold any food before 8 a.m. in my hotel. Because of the time difference, I was up at 4:30 a.m. every morning. Starbucks opened at 5, so I went down almost every morning. In my five visits, I only had three menu items: Caramel Frappuccino® Blended Coffee, Vanilla Bean Frappuccino® Blended Crème, and a Chocolate Croissant. Chocolate croissants are kind of hard to mess up. The caramel thing might as well have been called the "Coffee Caramel Coffee Frappuccino-Coffee Blended Coffee Coffee." I was excited by the word "caramel" in the name, but it was misleading. All I tasted when I drank it was coffee. Which is yuck.

The Vanilla Bean thing was quite good, but I think I might save that for a revival of "Food Review Tuesday." I can do a head-to-head comparison of that vs. the vanilla bean Coolatta from Dunkin Donuts. That's how much I care about about being thorough for my readers - I'm willing to drink 1000 tasty calories in one sitting just for you.