omarphillips.net: On 100,000

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On 100,000

I'm thrilled to report that omarphillips.net received its 100,000th hit on Monday afternoon! (Note that the hit count doesn't include my hits, because I'd be celebrating hit #5,000,000 if it did.) I'm even more thrilled to report it wasn't any of these people:

The milestone hit was an intentional visit by none other than Carrot Jello. Or at least I assume it was intentional. Perhaps she meant to find information on the musician named Omar Phillips who owns - and wastes - omarphillips.com.

Appropriately, at the time the 100,000th hit happened, I was on my couch sleeping. Thanks to Carrot and everyone else for visiting!

Comments

Lia said:

Congratulations, Carrot. And Omar.

Here's to sleeping. It's somehow more restful on a couch, sometimes.

jazz said:

your blog seriously does come up first in some of those searches.

amazing.

Radioactive Jam said:

Congratulations! Now get back to sleep.

Jon said:

I only hope you're putting this information to good use. Personally, I can't wait until OP.NET link buttons are available for use on my blog. I want the one that says, "Cat Got Syphilis? OP.NET!"

It's that kind of mysterious advertising that will drive consumers to your site. Of course, it may upset those in need of help regarding the health situation of their cats, but there is always a cost in advertising. I think that's an acceptable price.

Also, congrats on 100,000! I think I was 100,019. I'll try harder next time.

Carrot Jello said:

Ah, a post about me. Right in time too. I was thinking about leaving you for Jon, who is hilarious, btw. Never fear, you were my first male blogger friend. Women never forget their firsts.

glo said:

Man. Carrot. You're comment took me way, way back.

Congrats to all - I've been gone so long I feel like a newbie. The banner is beyond the beyond - a fabulous summary of everything great about this site.

elasticwaistbandlady said:

Somebody came to my blog looking for a 'Do Not Disturb Sign For A Bearded Collie' last week.

I wonder if Timmy knows that naughty Lassie is playing with the computer and planning some intimate hook-up action?

Sometimes I feel sad when I see you hanging around with carrot, rhonda, and cowbell and it seems you've forgotten all about me. I know you have a harem of women but none of them has ever blogged an International Poop Week. Doesn't that make me more special?

Carrot Jello said:

Fighting over a cyber man. Tsk tsk.

Becky said:

i hope you aren't any sort of authority on girls who poop on chairs. or steamroom penises. or steve harvey's hairline, for that matter.

cadiz12 said:

howcome no one ever fights over us girls?

congrats, omar. and i guess you too, jon. you're both lovely and entertaining.

No Cool Story said:

"Wiggles songs backwards" lead to messages from the devil I assume.
Congrats Omar!!. Congrats Carrot. Congrats Jon. You are all winners in my book.