I love him and I haven't even met him.

I don't think my boy really knows what his penis is yet. He does know about boobs, though. I was getting changed the other day and he pointed to my breasts and said, "Nursies! Niiiiice!"

I guess for some people, one isn't enough.

Or was said toddler a girl? Hermaphrodite?

Lia took my comment.

that is awesome. he'll love it when you tell his fiancee about that in another 23 or so years.

"...and then there was that time when he told another kid that his belly-button was a penis... hahahahahahaha! he was so cute!"

that's the best thing i've ever heard i think...

that's the kind of thing you ought to get on video for prom date blackmail, too. or you know, entertainment for YouTube viewers a la that "i'm going to kick his ask" girl. so cute.

Right before I've delivered all of my kids, I have a really big outie belly button too. Not to be confused with Audi, though. Which is a shame, because I can hustle some sweet promotional cash for having a belly button shaped like the Audi logo.

My favorite story about private parts:

A young boy was on the couch rolling his scrotum around and around. The mother, more concerned about skid marks, asked him, "Why aren't you wearing your pants?" His reply?

"They were in the way."

Brilliant boy.

Already the coolest kid on the block, I see. Niiice.

Why were belly buttons being displayed though? Have the ducks already corrupted the young fleshlings in your neighbourhood?

You made that up.

OMG...I think I would have peed my pants after hearing that one. Please let my child be that entertaining!

Kids are so cool.