Among brothers
Jermaine: She was like a beauty queen. A beauty queen from a movie scene, y'all.
Jackie: For real? Well what happened between you two, then?
Omar: She got pregnant and had a kid while we were out on tour last year. Then when I got back, she kept trying to tell me that the boy was mine. I was all like, "girl, you crazy! The kid is not my son!"
Marlon: I didn't even think that you two...
Omar: We didn't! Crazy broad was NOT my lover. She's just a girl, trying to claim that I'm the one. All I ever did was dance with her, then she got mad when I didn't call her the next day.
Michael: You all don't listen! I'm always telling you, be careful what you do! Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts!
Jermaine: (laughing) Man please! "Breaking young girls' hearts"? You're ten years old, what do you know about girls?!
Michael: Apparently I know more than him, because nobody's trying to claim I'm their baby's daddy.
Omar: Watch it, before I punch you in that big ol' nose.
Michael: Shut up, my nose ain't big! Is it?
Comments
Carrot Jello said:
So it's all your fault eh?
Tori :) said:
Wow... I had no idea.
Tell Michael "Happy Birthday" for me. He's 49 today, right??
Nadia said:
I see that beard's coming in nicely, Omar. How old are you in this photo, 13? You don't look a day over 12.
So Dak Angel said:
I love this on so many levels. You fit right in....now the question is....is that good....or bad?
cadiz12 said:
you should have known better than to have gotten tangled up with a girl whose initials are b and j, omar.
Jean Knee said:
I clicked over here because NCS is lettin you in her club.
I had no idea she knew any celebs. Yoou are so coool.
can you get me Michael's autograph?
Do you guys keep in touch much? rhymes hhaaa hee
jasmine said:
this totally made my day, seriously.
LOVE IT.
Becky said:
just reMEMber to always think twice...
Becky said:
actually, last night, pops and i had a debate over the best michael jackson songs ever - he favors jackson 5 stuff, because it reminds him of track meets in the 60s and 70s, but i am more of a "thriller" and "off the wall" fan, and i think that anything put out by the jackson 5 doesn't count, since it was an ensemble. i don't count "the girl is mine" from thriller, either, for the same reason. or "we are the world".
just so you know. if you were interested.
Cate said:
Awww...back when little Mikey was actually a brother.
I said:
Carrot - I don't think that any one person can take the blame for what has happened to MJ.
Tori - Indeed, it was the 29th. Mike and I aren't really on speaking terms these days, though.
Nadia - You flatter me.
So Dak - Fitting in with the Jackson 5? Good! Fitting in with Michael, post 1988? Bad.
cadiz - She told me her name was Billie Jean, but then she caused a scene, so I forgot.
Jean - Welcome! Michael and I only talk around the holidays, but I'll see what I can do.
Jasmine - Happy birthday! This was my gift to you.
Becky - If you're talking about Michael alone, then yes, I don't think it gets much better than Thriller. But if you count his J5 days, I'm going to have to side with your dad.
Cate - He was a cute little guy back in the day...
elasticwaistbandlady said:
You're my second favorite Jackson.....next to the studly Tito.
Rhonda said:
Were you out partying? Your eyes look a little bloodshot and your the only one with facial hair. Clearly you are the "bad boy" of the group...in the cool, non-pedophile way.
No Cool Story said:
I love that this is filed under Photoshop?
For some reason I missed the whole J5 experience and didn't meet MJ until Thriller. Then it all went downhill.
Jon said:
Bring the 'fro back Omar. Bring it back quickly.
In fact, to further influence your decision, I vow to continue eating snickers mini's until you grow the 'fro. It's not fair for me to put that kind of pressure on you, but there it is. Deal with it.
Millie said:
Whoooooo!!! Look at all the little girlfriends, coming to see hot little Omar.
Rhonda said:
just padding...happy Labor Day!