Four Truths and a Lie: Really Easy Edition
Five statements about the last 48 hours. Four are true, one is a lie. You decide.
- The boy vomited on my foot.
- I've cleaned up lots of vomit.
- I haven't gotten much sleep.
- I have done lots of laundry.
- It's been an awesome last two days in the Phillips' house.



Comments
Sarah said:
5 is a lie... I know being tired of vomit when I see it.
I hope he gets well soon!
Sarah
No Cool Story said:
I vote #5 (I can almost smell all the cool points I'll earn because of my correct guess).
Poor Omar & family.com
Hope you'll all feel vomitless soon :)
Jonathan said:
Hmmm, and I thought that only the ziehl house was having an awesome last two days.
I at least got my foot out of the way in time.
glo said:
Are you guys systematically working through every known virus in the Medical Dictionary?
Kristi said:
It's 3am and I'm sorry to say that I'm in the vomit club. :-( I know they teach them to share at daycare, but this is too much. *yawn*
cadiz12 said:
somehow i don't see omar as much of a laundry guy. H and i vote for #4.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
I think you're fancy, Omar. We say 'BARF, GACK, PUKE, and BARF-O-RAMA,' at the Infidel home. Vomit is so much more refined.
My secret to surviving sick kids involve quarantining them to places in the house with easy to clean surface floors. And giving them a big black cauldron that we used to use to pass out Halloween candy, so they have a nice place to barf into. Does that help at all?
Special K- Toni said:
I'm going with #5 cause I am SMART!
Tori :) said:
Well, I cheated and looked at everyone else's answer. So, I'm gonna go with... #5.
What'd I win?
Oh- and happy 6th anniversary!
Stefanie said:
Hmmm, Omar doing laundry is quite a stretch dontcha think?
Jon said:
I also call shenanigans on the laundry. That's so far outside the realm of possibility that the mere thought of it is laughable. Out loud laughable. Laundry... you really did make this one easy.
Syar said:
This post is both INCREDIBLY easy to comment on as well as INCREDIBLY hard.
So I'm not even gonna try.
Hope the vomit has stopped flowing. So to speak.
Lia said:
I always thought laundry would be a fun way to spend a weekend. Lucky you!
Becky said:
i've said it before (very recently), and i'll say it again - puking is natural, just go with it.
No Cool Story said:
Oh no. I'm starting to doubt my answer.
C'mon Omar! I'm dying here.
Nadia said:
Your foot? Oh, come on! After all the stories you've regaled us about that magnificent child of yours, I would't deign to think so lowly of his aspirations. Especially when it comes to all things vomit-related.
So, I'm gonna go with A, because if I know The Boy (and I think I do), it was your face/torso he graced with last night's dinner, or it was bust.
Syar said:
OMG, he's here in Scotland. No wonder that freaking poster looked so familiar.
The vole is conquering the world! And he's got the Scots on his side. Shock and horror, Omar! SHOCK AND HORROR!
Kristi said:
He's lucky it was only his foot. My son vomited on my shoulder, down my back and legs, and in my hair. Oh, and he got my foot too. And the floor, walls, stairway, rug, and the cat's toy. This they don't warn you about in the child manuals.
Silandara said:
You've got Kristi AND Jon commenting on your blog about vomit!
We haven't been blessed with the pukies in a while. But we've been blessed before. Such a great time - especially when they pass it on to you. At Thanksgiving. While you're staying at a relatives house and said child refuses to sleep in the pack-n-play next to your bed while I sprint to the bathroom for the 12th time that night.
I said:
OBVIOUSLY, the answer is #5. (Those who guessed #4 will be docked 100 cool points.) Tori's the first to get it right and ask what she won, so I feel obliged to give her a prize. Tori, you win a $1000 gift certificate to the omarphillips.net store! Congrats!
New post coming soon...
Jon said:
Look, everyone knows Cadiz can afford to lose 100 points, but I'm barely making do. You can expect a formal letter of protest in the mail some time within the next five years.
Tori :) said:
Yesssssssssssssssssss!!!!
No Cool Story said:
YAY!!!!