Stuff
- Our next door neighbors moved out on Sunday. We weren't BFsF or anything, but they were good neighbors (other than the occasional cigarette smoke odor that drafted to my yard). I'm not sure when the new people are moving in, so we're all nervously anticipating their arrival. I'm hoping for either Tiger and Elin, or a group of (female) Brazilian swimsuit models. If not either of them, I'll settle for normal folk with no loud dogs or broken down cars.
- The boy and I finally got to go to the Apple Store. As we were playing with one of the iPhones on display, I marveled at how this two-year-old kid was flicking through pictures, zooming in and out, changing photo albums, and "checking the weather" like he's had one of those for his entire life. At the same time, a woman nearby was speaking to an employee. She had an iPhone in her hand, and said, "I bought this thing a week ago, but all I know how to do is receive calls... My daughter said I can check my email on it?" It took everything in me to keep from tackling her and rescuing her iPhone from her.
- Related note, I didn't want to like the iPhone. I'm a sucker for all things Apple, but if you recall, I hate cell phones. Plus, Apple delayed the release of their next operating system because of the iPhone. I resented it. And then it came out, and I was all, "bah, too much hype, and it's too expensive." And then I used one. And then they lowered the price. Now I want to bathe in iPhones.
- Work is getting less busy, and my part in the work project I was working on is wrapping up. This means I can once again look at PHP code without wanting to remove my eyeballs, which is good. I've even been able to put some of the new stuff I've learned to use on this site over the past few weeks, which many of you have already noticed. In fact, one of those new additions got me inducted into the Shuck N Jive Hall of Fame, which is now prominently noted on my resumé.
- I played in a golf tournament with some higher-ups last week. I was about 4 inches away from scoring my first eagle, as I was that close to holing out with a wedge from the left rough, about 120 yards out. I am Tiger Woods.
- Me and the wife celebrated our 6th anniversary way back on the 15th. And when I say "celebrated," I mean that we dodged vomit. Still, I wanted to note publicly how lucky I know I am to have found such a wonderful lady to put up with me. Unmarried men out there, be jealous of me. Women, you be jealous of the wife, regardless of your marital status. Because I'm that awesome. (See what she has to put up with?)



Comments
No Cool Story said:
Wait a minute, if *you are* Tiger...then how could you wish he'd move-in next door? Is this some kind of test? Did I pass?
Happy Anniversary to the Phillips familia! You are both lucky :)
The boy and I finally got to go to the Apple Store. Oh yeah, you just go ahead and make us jealous on all accounts.
No Cool Story said:
PS: I'm not stalking you. I just happen to check my Newsgator.
PS2: I do have a life. I just happen to come check my e-mail.
Tori :) said:
I wished you happy anniversary back on your puke post. Please make a note that I rock.
Good luck with the neighbors. They'll never be as cool as... me.
Special K Toni said:
Happy belated anniversary!
Syar said:
Jealous? But you don't even do dishes.
I'm joking! I'm joking! *dodges dirty dishes*
Happy Anniversary to you both!
jazz said:
i too want an iphone. but i need to wait a couple of months and organize some finances.
and at that point i might as well wait for the second generation of the thing...
Becky said:
happy anniversary.
cell phones are generally quite germ-infested, but if bathing in germs is your thing, well, then... whatever. just so long as when you're in this iPhone bath, you will kindly keep your boy bits away from my iPhone. thanks.
and jazz, that was totally me, like up until a couple of weeks ago, and it's awesome, and i love it to a degree that might not necessarily be appropriate. and when i got mine, apple automatically installed updated software into it (there's ALREADY a v1.2!!), so maybe, if you can just update your software whenever there's a newer version, ALL of them will eventually be second generation, even the ones purchased NOW...
not that any of that matters, because ooohhh, preeeetty....
Tori :) said:
I was just thinking... I have like *the* lamest phone ev.er. I have the generic Nokia phone that comes free with a T-mobile plan. So boring. So lame. So NOT me.
Help.
Special K Toni said:
Omar- I need your "man" view at my place!
cadiz12 said:
happy belated anniversary!
H and i went to the apple store, but the iPhone did not hold my attention beyond a couple of minutes. yet somehow i've managed to sit through an entire episode of Teletubbies. Just the one time, but still.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Papi just argued with AT&T for an hour this week because we had a 154.00 charge on my phone that just arrived in the mail on that date. It was for downloaded p*rn, and Papi's like, "My wife is dorky. She can barely figure out how to use the stupid cell to call for a pizza let alone download graphic material."
I felt offended but they did drop the charge. [Yessss Playgirl Year In Review Now Playing]
elasticwaistbandlady said:
I played in a golf tournament last week too. What a coincidence! Akthough mine was of the mini kind, and my kids smoked me and left me crying in shame and dabbing away tears with the score card.
Tori :) said:
HEY! You're linked on mine too! Maybe they chose your name off 5th grade Tori:)'s list...
Just sayin'...
Tori :) said:
Oh wow. I just realized it only does that when you actually click from Elastic's blog. Wow. That's kinda nifty.
Ok, I'll stop filling your comments with nothingness.
Carry on.
No Cool Story said:
oh WOW! I'm cool since April 14!!
I have been cool all this time and didn't even know it.
/Kewl
Lauren said:
Hey Hey Hey! I see you all over the blogosphere...you must be cool. I decided after reading your posts that you are cool and funny and very talented at commenting first on other people's blogs. I am enviously of that talent.
Anyway...I believe children these days are BORN with automatic skills at all things electronic. Was the lady at the Apple store old-ish? I bet she was...
Lauren said:
and when I say "enviously" I mean "envious"...of course
Nadia said:
A veeery merry anniversary to you. (To you!)
I want a bath of iPhones too. Who needs water when you can just vibrate the dirt away!
Rhonda said:
Happy anniversary! I think you both deserve a new iPhone. Seriously, it's the bestest thing ever!!! It was a total sanity saver when I was laid up in the hospital for three days.
glo said:
I actually bought the house next door but I'm renting it to a group of Brazilian golfers who like to cross-dress in itsy bitsy bikini-wear.
I told them you like that kind of thing.
Jon said:
I'm 99% sure that having Shuck N Jive Hall of Fame status guarantees that you'll never be out of work. I imagine that posting your resume online, whether you need a job or not will almost instantaneously start some sort of bidding war for your services. Wield that power responsibly, ok?
It should also be noted that SNJ HOF status cannot be revoked ever, for any reason. Gambling on middle school science fairs is not only acceptable, it is encouraged. I don't know what you're into, I'm just saying...