Seriously? Has it seriously been OVER A YEAR since my last photo assignment?! Well, it's time to dust off those cameras. Dust off the creative parts of your brains too, just make sure to do it gently. Brain matter is squishy.

Last time, I underestimated your ability to embrace a creative challenge. Then I saw what you guys came up with, and I did a little dance of joy. I've been known to do that on occasion, break into dance at seemingly random times (though it's never actually random, to me). One might say I have Happy Feet.

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Your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is NOT to take foot-fetish photos. It is to take a photo that is a literal representation of a movie title. Yes, it's similar to the last one, but that was a year ago! Quit living in the past! The assignments are due on 11:59 p.m. EDT on Sunday, October 28. "The 28th? Omar, that's like 11 days! That's so generous!" I know! But flattery is not scoring you any points, in this game.

I don't like to seem like I'm trying to coerce people into participating in these assignments, but let's just say that a very reliable source told me that some big dude named Bruno is thinking about slashing your car's tires on the 29th if you don't submit a photo. (And if you don't have a car, I heard he's going to cut the soles off your shoes.) Seriously though, it's all in the name of fun. And if you don't want to participate, that's fine. There have been several people in the past who have been longtime readers named Jasmine who have enjoyed the results of each assignment without ever participating, and I totally don't hold it against her them. But I won't name any names.

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Update - I forgot to note how to submit photos, which may be considered helpful. Please email them to me at omar at omarphillips dot net.