Ego killer
Remember how a while ago, when I went to watch the boy's swim class, I kept getting hit on by all the moms of other kids? Well, we're doing swim class again. The only difference this time is that I'm the one going in the water with him. And I can't help but wonder if I'm getting hit on less now because I'm not wearing a shirt while I'm there.
Nah, it's probably because the wife is up there threatening anyone who looks my way.
OK, maybe it's 60% wife, 40% no shirt.
40% wife, 60% no shirt?
Comments
No Cool Story said:
Maybe you need to take a poll.
That'd be interesting, no?
Tori :) said:
I think my twin may be on to something. You could pass out a an anonymous poll...
And then post the results of course!
No Cool Story said:
And you should also add more choices!
And maybe you should wear a sign that reads "stop staring at my naked chest".
And then count how many women stared at both the sign and the chest and still hit on you and how many your wife had to give them "the look" and...oh the possibilities.
cadiz12 said:
yeah, i'm thinking the wife: 99% the shirt thing: 1%.
i think people can smell the "taken" vibe much more easily when the "taker" is present.
Jonathan said:
Ok, I hate to bring this up. But, part of me wants to see if I can get in your head
If you got hit on while watching the swim lessons and your wife was in the water with the boy, doesn’t it stand to reason that now that you are in water and your wife is watching – She’s getting hit on by the other fathers?
Now here is the “in your head part” next time you are in the water with the boy and you look up at the stands wondering if your wife is getting hit on – try not to think of me! :)
Let me know how that works out for you
Lia said:
I'm guessing it's the wife.
Jon said:
I'm taking the shirt route on this one. I think you should be wearing a shirt in the water. That's the only way to answer this question. I'm thinking something with long sleeves... Maybe a turtle neck even...
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Strangely enough I get looked at even more because I wear a shirt into the pool. Not just anybody can gaze upon my Infidel chest. Maybe you should adopt a similar Omar chest-baring policy and ask Santa for a nice spandex surf shirt.