I saw this at NCS' Mas Cowbell (then also at Tori's), and decided to play along. Rules: Let others know a little more about yourself, repost this as your name followed by "ology."

MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A. Burger King. It would be Taco Bell, except I feel the need to demote them to the #2 spot because they add a new menu item every 10 minutes, but their posted menu at the drive thru still shows the same stuff it did 5 years ago. Hopefully this public complaint will get them to change their ways, at which point, I will consider promoting them to the #1 spot.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: I don't really get sick of foods. Two weeks is nothing. Any food I like, I could eat for two weeks. I could eat it every meal for two weeks. But because I'm supposed to pick one, I'll pick pancakes.

Q.What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Pepperoni OR onion. I always got pepperoni, but because my brother and his family are all vegetarians, they usually get onion. I've grown to like it. I don't like my pizza to have a lot of toppings, though. More meats make it too greasy, more vegetables make it too vegetably.

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is currently on your computer wallpaper?
A: A picture of my kid reading a "Learning SQL" book. It's one of my favorite pictures of him, and he nerds I work with really get a kick out of it.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A: 2 plus a computer with a TV tuner that is used in emergency situations.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right-handed

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. Not sure exactly, probably 3-ish years ago?

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Only by an anesthesiologist. But I put up a good fight first.

OTHEROLOGY

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. The color of the clothes that smell the best on any given day. Black, maybe? I dunno.

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Not knowingly...

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Not knowingly...

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: My cell phone.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: I've never seen it.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: 2002. I remember it far too well.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who called you?
A: The wife, if you don't count support calls for work.

Q: Last Person you hugged?
A: The boy

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 11

Q: Season?
A: Spring. Really I just like the first week or so of warm weather in the spring. It's one of few times of the year where I actually enjoy the outdoors.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Mood?
A: Is "tired" a mood?

Q: Listening to?
A: Alex Trebec.

Q: Watching?
A: Jeopardy!

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Of things that are not too personal AND likely to happen? I can't wait to go back to Penn State for a football game. Oh, or go to Yankee Stadium next year for a game.

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Toy Story. The boy just started learning about Buzz Lightyear.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Not as often as I used to, but I still smile a fair amount.

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(On a related note, if there's anything you guys want to know, any questions, please feel free to ask in a comment or via email. I'm not yet to the point of begging for material, but I've already used 4 of the 8 things I had planned to write about over the 30 days of NaBloPoMo. Help a brother out.)