Paparazzi
Last weekend, I photographed a local hockey game. It was pretty fun, I got a handful of good shots, and the good guys won the game. But that's not much of a blog post, is it? No.
I thought one of the linesmen in the game kind of looked like a girl, partially because while he passed at high speeds, it looked like he was wearing mascara. Or do I mean eyeliner? Whatever, I thought he was wearing make-up. Anyway, it wasn't until a face-off near the area where I was sitting that I got to zoom close enough to notice that it wasn't make-up, it was a black eye.
When I was going back through the pictures at the end of the night, I scrolled quickly past that image, and the face looked very familiar:
I know they don't look exactly alike or anything. But I had Britney's "Toxic" in my head that whole night, and now I think I know why.



Comments
Syar said:
She has to pay the lawyers one way or the other. And spousal support for K-Fed can't be cheap.
Tori :) said:
That's an interesting 2nd job choice for her.
Dude- the fat chin (or lack of chin) totally looks the same!
Jon said:
Wait, you forgot the part where you explain the remarkably unfortunate circumstances that lead you to ever hear the song "Toxic" in the first place and then how having that song run through your head all night almost cost you your sanity... The post just doesn't feel complete without that.
No Cool Story said:
The eyes, the nose, the fat non chin...Oh wow that poor dude. I hope he never ever sees this.
Instead of "Toxic", I'm going to talk myself into having
"Gimme gimme more
Gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (Uh)"
stuck in my head. Just for fun.
cadiz12 said:
great. now i have a medley of Toxic and Gimme More in my head. and I know a combined total of seven words. this is going to be a great day.
I said:
I'm a
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE
4 U.
Radioactive Jam said:
I think the linesman might be a little prettier. Even with the shiner.
Lia said:
I can see the resemblance. Good work, Omar.
aubrey said:
ya, i think the linesman is prettier, too. i love, love going to hockey games. too bad there's no team in seattle.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
I'm taking it back old skool.
You Drive Me Craaaaazzzyyy
Weel, not you personally, Omar.