Oh man! My peanut butter doesn't have that on the label. Now I have to go grocery shopping.

Mine doesn't either! I've been jipped!

East coasters always get everything first.
I wonder if they make it salmonella free.

wha? so there is still SOME salmonella in there, but just not as much. that's just great.

i wonder how much of a tolerance i've built up over years of ingesting the stuff with more salmonella in it.

That's it! I'm switching brands this week!
My regular peanut butter has way too much salmonella.
We can hardly function anymore.

I need Photoshop.

Yes, but what about those of us that want a little extra salmonella to kick start their sandwich?

Marketing bias!

I'd like to write a childrens book featuring a lovably fishy salmon named Ella.