The boy and I went out in search of a new winter coat for him. Not surprisingly, he wasn't really all that into trying on a bunch of coats. Consequently, I wasn't that thrilled about being there either. So for the sake of time, once I found the rack with coats his size, I started flipping through price tags to look for potentials. Not far along, I came across this Sean John price tag:

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For that price, I could buy him four of the coats that are actually in my price range, fifteen crunchy tacos, a pumpkin muffin from Dunkin Donuts, a few songs from the iTunes music store, and two more coats that are so cheap that I'd question the quality of their assembly, yet I'd still get them just for the sake of increasing the quantity of items (particularly coats) that I can get for the cost of a toddler-sized coat that is obscenely expensive just because it has P. Diddy's name on it.

(Once I made my point though, I'd probably take five of those coats back to the store.)