Creativity
2007 was a good year, plenty of good things happened in my life. But personally, it was a year in which I felt I lost some of my creativity. In '05, when I started this blog, creativity was flowing through my veins in dangerously high quantities. In fact, there was a day when I actually saw creativity coming out of the pores of my skin. Crazy stuff. There was a slight decline in creativity for '06. But last year, the decline was drastic.
Let's all take a moment to weep for me...
(pause)
And... pity party over.
For Christmas, the boy received the Pixar Animated Shorts DVD. The boy and I are huge Pixar fans, and the DVD has been a big hit in our house. We've watched the shorts a million times (with a couple of exceptions, because they're not really 3-year old appropriate). One night, I sat down and watched each short film with the director's commentary turned on, as well as the 20-ish minute documentary on Pixar itself.
Since that night, for the first time in a long time, I've felt creatively inspired. I've been back to doing things like photography (for fun), beatboxing, doodling, and making up songs in my head (though I only sing them at home, so don't expect any on-blog performances).
I've decided that this will be my theme for 2008. Creativity. Though I know I can't make myself be creative (I tried it last year, doesn't work), I can do things to help foster creativity, and I can certainly stop stifling it.
In going with that theme, I was thinking about some things I plan to do on this blog, like make the final "The Chase" movie (Volume 3 was in December 06! I can't believe it's been that long!), or working on the next blog redesign. While doing that, I started thinking about whether I finally wanted to give the ol' blog a better name. So I found an anagram finder online, and I put in "omarphillipsnet" to see what it would come up with. Though I didn't find any really fitting candidates for this site, there were several amusing ones (including a few that don't use PG-rated language), and it led to me spending way too long coming up with pretend themes for blogs with names like "Lineal Shrimp Pot." It was late, I was a little loopy. But it's exciting for me, because that sort of tom foolery often leads to some pretty fun creations.
So here are a few of the highlights from that evening, unnecessarily placed in the form of a looping animation. (There were many more that included the word "pimp," but I only included the two that were my favorites.)
I'm not sure I'm ready to rename this blog, but should I ever create a new one, it will be named either "Lethal Pimp Irons" or "Thin Plop Realism."



Comments
Jon said:
You did better than I. My creativity took a sharp nose dive in mid to late '05. It's only gotten worse since then.
My vote is for "Pimp Ho installer." I want to see the official uniform for that. Also, if you could please record all of your sales calls and post them, I would like to know what types of questions come up during the order process.
But "Lethal Pimp Irons" has some great marketability. If you can get Tiger (or you could do this yourself since everyone seems to think you look like him) to be your spokesperson, the entire PGA Tour, as well as a respectable amount of the LPGA Tour, could be sporting a set of Lethal Pimp Irons in their bags by the middle of this year.
Either way, I'm looking forward to 2008!
Lisa said:
Just think of the new audience you will have with a new name like Lethal Pimp Irons. Hurry-quick! Do it!!
No Cool Story said:
How come I had never heard of "The Chase"????!?!??!?!?
I loved it! WOW! I laughed, gasped, cheered, almost cried and maybe even peed a little bit.
I also like "Lethal Pimp Irons" makes me :)
Syar said:
Pimp Ho Installer! For sure.
I'm all for more creativity this year. I'm trying to make up for my lack of writing in 07 by keeping a journal. Then there's that whole getting an actual college degree in writing professionally thing I'm doing. That should help the creativity along too.
Good luck with your new creative theme! I'm very excited to see it bear fruit.
Nancy Face said:
"Lethal Pimp Irons" is amazing...but I busted out laughing at "Thorn Impales Lip!"
I MUST get the Pixar Animated Shorts DVD!
Lia said:
Thorn Impales Lip - that one actually makes sense, plus it's funny. I also like Perhaps Limo Lint - it also makes sense (or can be made to make sense, if one is imaginative).
If I have to pick from your two choices, though, I like Thin Plop Realism better.
jasmine said:
where do i get a pimp ho installer?
i think i need one.
cadiz12 said:
i think Thorn Impales Lip gets my vote.
i totally agree that you can't force creativity. i'm hoping to be inspired this year, so hopefully you'll have some of your creative stuff up here soon so i can be!
btw, the only decent anagram for cadiz twelve is "waltz device."
cadiz12 said:
scratch that. "Device Waltz" is better.
and it more accurately describes what my home will be like after H moves out here.
Becky said:
if you need something to do that's marginally creative, I have a blog template in desperate need of a redesign. I'm just sayin', is all.
scroobious said:
My real name can be anagrammed as Wry Non Blonde. Not far from accurate. (It's the wry part I'm not sure about.)
Christian said:
Rather than Lethal Pimp Irons, I'm more partial to Thorn Impales Lip...
Cate said:
Yay for The Year of Creativity! And I'm so glad I'm not the only blogger that felt like 2007 was lacking in terms of creativity. (Although, my blog actually did suck, and yours was still awesome, so I don't know what you're whinging about.)
Cate said:
Oh, and I vote for "Thin Plop Realism."
Lauren said:
Beatboxing? Do you hold a radio on your shoulder as you do it? Old School style?
aubrey said:
sorry about your creativity. but good that it's looking up thanks to pixar shorts. i want that dvd.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Thank you Omar, my oldest bloggy friend. You just provided me with my first real, bonafide blog laugh of 2008.
Marie/y said:
That was so funny (ironic funny but also ha-ha funny) because I've been thinking that ever since I started dating this guy that MY creativity index has gone way down too! I prefer to think it's just because winter is here, though, because I'd hate to break up with him 'cause "my (seemingly-only-about-dead-animals) writing is suffering."
If you think you're not creative now you must've been a totally freakin' asylum-ready funny guy before 'cause you are pretty darn creative now ('Stop Thief!'---hello???! What was this if not creative?!)