I typically try to wait until the start of February to get into Valentine's Day mode, but this year, I just couldn't wait. Love is in the air a little bit early this year. Besides, if my local grocery store can put up Christmas trees in early October, then I sure enough can start posting Valentine-related material on January 29th.

So grab that special someone and discuss your favorite nouns and adjectives over a hot cup of omarphillips.net MadLibs. Where it leads from there, well, that's up to you. Just remember that the room you're in isn't soundproof. I mean, if everyone can hear you laughing in there, they'll all want to come in to find out what's so funny. (What did you think I meant?! This is a family blog.)

Male name:
Common surname:
Your birth year*: (numeric characters only)
Plural noun:
City:
Adjective:
Color:
Article(s) of clothing:
Number:
Food:
Body part:

* -- For the privacy conscious, this information is not being stored anywhere, it's just used to generate the story. You don't have to use your actual birth year if you're worried, but rest assured that the only people who will be able to know what you enter in any of these fields are the people who can see your computer screen.