I had this awesome "love song" music quiz planned. Then life was all like, "fool, you've gotz to be crazy if you think I'm letting you have enough time to pull that together!"

So sorry, I've got nothing except me writing "happy valentine's day." If you haven't seen it before, I posted the two-part story of how I proposed to my wife a couple of years ago. That's all the love talk I've got. But luckily, my readership has changed enough so that many of you have probably never seen it. Check out the story:

Part 1
Part 2

Any comments about me living at home with my parents at age 24 will result in immediate banishment. Enjoy!