So I guess I've left you in suspense long enough. The answer to the latest Four Truths and a Lie post is:

NOT #2 - Sadly, I do have a light "salt and pepper" thing going. Yes, even in the beard.

NOT #3 - The boy did get mad when The Man wouldn't let him vote for Rudy. And I am a registered Democrat.

NOT #4 - I really am both busy and stalling, though I may have given up on having a 500th post event all together, just so I can get back in the swing of blogging.

Which means the answer is #1! Lia wins, as she's the only one to guess correctly! Bonus points for Carol, Scroob, and Nobo. Sure they were all wrong, but I liked their reasons. Double bonus points for Jon for pitching a movie idea in his comment. I may not use it often, but my education in the field of Finance would prevent me from ever being surprised at what my fate is around tax time. Plus, I like to get a refund. ("But Omar, if you're so financially smart, why are you giving the government interest on your money?" Because I get greater joy from getting ONE tax refund than I'd get from earning small amounts of interests on small amounts of money throughout the year.)

To distract you from my stalling, here are a couple of internet goodies to keep you busy:

How well do you know your world? - On the USA quiz, I've gotten to level 7 a few times, but I can't get past it. I did OK on the World quiz, slightly less than OK on the Canada and North America quizzes, and very badly on everything else.

A Beatboxing Dog (via Wynne) - It's a dog, and you make him beatbox. This, in my opinion, is why Al Gore invented the Internet.