Update on...
My NCAA Tournament Brackets - I picked Georgetown to win it all. They won't, because they lost today to Davidson College, a school I had to Google to verify its existence. Needless to say, I'm sad. My long history of futility in attempting to pick winners of sporting events continues.
My brother's hair - He cut it. He last cut it during Clinton's first term in office. He last cut it before Tiger Woods had a single PGA tour win. Back when people were walking around saying "you complete me," and "show me the money!" Macarena was tops on the US Billboard Hot 100 chart. I can not overstate how surprised everyone was by this move. His hair was 3 years long when he met his wife, 5 years long when he had his first kid. He had dreadlocks down to his butt, and with no notice, they were gone. I'm pretty sure a few tears of joy fell from my mom's eyes.
My health - Remember how I had the super-plague illness a few weeks back? I'm still not right. Still coughing, and I think I picked up some sort of sinus thing.
My footwear - I did finally find a new pair of shoes. It only took one additional store, and about 20 minutes of internal debate. It's not about fashion, it's about getting the most bang for my buck. I could get $80 shoes that are really comfortable but not quite the right color. Or, I could get $40 shoes that are also not quite the right color, a little less comfortable, and $40 cheaper. In the end, they will both smell like sweaty feet. The right choice was clear.
My new look - After I mentioned the new glasses and the shoe search, a few people questioned why I didn't include pictures. So I was sitting around with the boy, and decided to ask for his help. But since I don't trust him to use my camera, I gave him some tools I can trust him with:
After I took that picture of his rendition of me, he decided to add my beard. And tentacles. Here's that version.




Comments
Jon said:
I've questioned the existence of all the colleges that won games I didn't pick. I've gone as far as submitting a formal protest against all of the offending schools, as well as a follow up investigation into the eligibility of all the players on those teams. Given the uncannily bad first round I had, I've been writing a lot of letters. Also, I'm pretty sure it's illegal in certain states for a 12 seed to beat a 5 seed. I'd also like to investigate whether or not there was some sort of mishap in the booking of flights and see if some schools accidentally sent the women's team to the wrong tournament.
By the way, the glasses and shoes look sharp. Everything matches your eyes.
wait, what did I just say?
Christian said:
The tentacles accentuate your arms quite nicely.
X said:
I haven't even bothered with a bracket this time. I was too hurt by the ruination of my NBA Playoffs bracket last year by Golden State killing the Mavericks and the Lakers failing to reach the second round. The wounds are still fresh.
---X
Lia said:
Right now, the pictures I most want to see are fifteen years of dreadlock growth. And then the "after" shot.
Nobody said:
You know, in previous pictures you've posted of you in your teens, I never noticed the resemblance to Mr. Potato head.
I guess fatherhood really does change you.
cadiz12 said:
i maintain the position that in order to really clean up in NCAA pools, one must know nothing about the teams and choose based on how the name of each school strikes them. This is the method i used to trounce an entire residence hall's worth of know-it-alls one year. but i still invited them to my pizza party.
booty-length dreadlocks!? sometimes i wonder what everyone would do if i cut my very long hair one day on a whim.
Nancy Face said:
TENTACLES? I didn't know you were an octopus! Hahaha, I can't stop laughing! :D
Don't you need three more pairs of shoes?
No Cool Story said:
Are those earrings in your ears?
Hey, I'm very sorry to read you are still feeling sick. I hope this doesn't get in the way of the Photo Assignment .
:D
Tori:) said:
I picked Duke, so I'm out too. But hey, in 92 they won me a lot of money in my sophmore health class...
I didn't realize you resemble Mr. Potatohead so much.
Before and after pics of your bro's hair please.
jonathan said:
Are you mad people noticed his haircut and not your new glasses? Or new shoes for that matter?
The nerve of them!
Lianne said:
Omar, those aren't tentacles... they are dreadlocks.
aubrey said:
sorry you're still feeling sick.
and nice little patch of hair on top of your mr. potatohead-head.
as for your bro, that is a serious haircut. did he shave it bald or just cut it?
Rhonda said:
I have Louisville going all the way on my bracket, so I guess I will know tonight whether it is totally in the sh*tter or not. Gonzaga already screwed me by not making it to the Final Four. That's the last time I pick a school because it sort of sounds like a cheese. :)
P.S. I had that weird plague/hack/sinus thing for almost three weeks. I finally got rid of it on Sunday by nearly O.D.ing on Benedryl.
Lauren said:
The boy is pure genius!
elasticwaistbandlady said:
My hair is down to the middle of my back.
I want to go as Crystal Gayle for Halloween by next year.
elasticwaistbandlady said:
Did you have a New Shoe Party? I would have liked to have been there. I would have thrown Dr. Scholl's inserts as confetti.
glo said:
Good choice on the tentacles. The look just wasn't complete as posted.