Four Truths and a Lie: Birthday week edition
This past week, I turned 31. A young 31. A hip 31. 31 is the new 21. Anyway, for those who don't know the drill, here are 5 brief stories from the past week. Four are true, one is not. In fact, that one is so not true, that I'll almost be offended if you think that it is, and your name will promptly be stricken from my holiday card list. But hey, no pressure, it's all in the name of fun! Your job is to guess which story is a lie, then leave your answer in a comment. Ready? Go!
1) For my birthday, the wife got me a waffle maker. Since then, I have made (or suggested making) waffles for every single meal - morning, noon, or night. In fact, the writing of this post was delayed because I was making apple spice waffles. They were delicious, btw.
2) Several people told me that turning 31 was harder than turning 30 for them. Generally, I don't think that was true for me. I felt "older" last year, when I was leaving my twenties. In fact, the only time I really did feel old this year was when I was watching the Masters golf tournament. South African Trevor Immelman won, I'm pretty indifferent about that. And though I was miffed that Tiger didn't make a charge on the weekend, I was more upset by the fact that this is the first time that the current Masters champion is younger than me.
3) We were lucky to get excellent weather for the entire week. It was sunny and with highs ranging from the low 60's to the upper 70's all week long (we were still wearing our winter coats the week before, so this is a pretty drastic change - average highs for this time of year are in the mid 50's, and we never get sunshine). Anyway, as a result of the weather (and the fertilizer I put down the week before), the grass needed mowing. This was fine with me, as I've only been waiting since October to do it. I waited for the morning dew to burn off and got all ready to mow Saturday morning, but then I realized that it was still a few minutes before 9:30 a.m. It felt later to me, I had been up for a while. So I sat inside waiting until 10, which I thought seemed like a time that's late enough to not disturb the neighbors.
4) I was awake for a few minutes in bed on my birthday before the wife came in our room with the boy. He jumped on my bed and hollered, "Happy birthday, daddy!!" Though we're only talking about a few minutes, this was the first time that I didn't remember that it was my birthday until someone else reminded me.
5) I work at a university, and consequently spend most of my day around a bunch of college kids. I get a kick out of making them guess how old I am when they find out it's my birthday. (My informal polling has showed that college kids generally don't care about specific numbers, they refer to age using these categories: young, under 21, 21, and old.) Last year, people who didn't know my age always guessed high. The typical guesses were in the 34-35 age range. This year, most of the guesses were either 28 or 29. I'm not really sure what the difference is, but I do know that I sure do like the kids we have now way more than the ones we had last year.



Comments
Sarah said:
I go with three...nothing, not even the peace and quiet of your neighborhood, comes between you and your lawn!
No Cool Story said:
I'm so scared now. I do not want to be stricken from the OPHCL.
I'm going to say #1 because everyone knows you can't have waffles every single meal.
It's not like they are bacon.
No Cool Story said:
Hey! Remember when I kinda sorta hinted just a few hours ago that you had not posted anything?
Yeah. Me neither.
I said:
NCS: It must have been Joshua Barton who left that comment.
aubrey said:
i'm panicking too. i don't want to be booted of the OPHCL. here goes..i'm guessing #3...or #4. no, my guess is #3. final answer.
Lisa said:
I, too, am afraid...not that I am on the OPHCL, but still.
I lived in Erie, PA. My guess is there is no way on this earth your grass was ready for mowing. It's not yet May.
**crossing my fingers**
S said:
#3
Rhonda said:
Like I need more pressure in my life! Ok, I am going with #4.
#1...waffles rock, so I can see you going crazy with the waffle maker. Younger people doing cool things pisses me off, so #2 is probably true. You seem like a very considerate person, and I would love for my neighbors to wait until 10 before they pull out the leaf blower, so #3 is in. And, of course, you don't look a day over 28, so #5 has to be true too.
So even if #4 is wrong, I hope there is enough flattery in there to get me a pass.
Tori :) said:
I'm with 3. I live where it's actually warm and we've had rain and I still laughed at Sei when he mowed our "tall grass." It so was not tall. At least it's starting to turn green though.
Tori :) said:
I heart my waffle maker, so I hope that #1 is true and that you can give me any great recipes you may have. I use Aubrey's which is wonderful.
Syar said:
Wow, you've really got me quaking in my boots. So much so, that I quaked, realized I didn't have boots on, decided not to further raise your holiday-card-blacklist ire, went out and got boots, put them on and re-commenced quaking.
*deep breath*
I'll take a stab in the dark and say 2. Because you're so secure in your awesomeness you'd never be *more* upset by that simple fact.
I guess?
Carol said:
I'm going with #3. While I'm sure you are very considerate of your neighbors, you had been waiting long enough! Besides my husband feels that 7am is an appropriate time to mow so compared to him, you are practically a lawncare saint!
Carol said:
Oh and there is absolutely nothing wrong with waffles at every meal! I want the apple spice waffle recipe. Sounds like a good dessert to me.
Carol said:
Not to change the subject but if 31 is the new 21, what is 21 these days? The new 11?? Where does that leave the 11 year olds?
Lisa said:
11 is the new 18. They are all dressing that way. :(
Jon said:
I have a hard time believing you'd forget your own birthday. I'm going with #4. Surprisingly, that's all I have to say about it.
Nobody said:
It's so #3. Who waits for morning dew to burn off and THEN writes about it?
You must be a good blogger if you start a post threatening your readers and people STILL comment. That's magical Omar, MAGICAL.
Christian said:
I'm going with 3
NO WAMMY NO WAMMY NO WH--STOP!
cadiz12 said:
i also guess 3.
10 isn't that early in suburbia; my parents' neighbors are constantly tilling/mowing/jackhammering as early as 8 on saturday mornings.
aubrey said:
hi omar..
do you have a kitchenaid? if you do just put your egg whites in there with the wisk attachment and let it wisk on high for a few minutes until when you lift the wisk out the egg whites are "stiff" meaning they don't move if you tip the bowl upside down or to the side. don't wisk till they're so stiff that they're chunking apart but just perfectly stiff. i hope this helps rather than confuses. oh and when you're done and ready to incorporate the egg whites into the batter FOLD very gently in. this is key for the goodness. i hope you like them.
JeanKnee said:
I use my waffle maker 4000 constantly so it can't be that one.
# 3 it's # 3
No Cool Story said:
No one has picked #1.
This can only mean that
a) I'm so totally rock this 4T 1L and when I win, everybody will say "Wow NCS, you are so smart" :)
b) I suck. Everyone will laugh/point at me. I'll get no Holiday Card :(
Nancy Face said:
I'm terrified...really, I am. What will I do without my Omar Phillips holiday card?
I'm guessing #3. I bet your lawn is still dormant, and even if it IS growing, 10:00 AM seems later than necessary to be considerate to the neighbors and stuff.
Lauren said:
People say my blog makes them feel young. I am positive that is why people assumed you looked younger this year as opposed to last year. I am dead serious my friend. I take all the credit.